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You know you're getting older when------------------

Well, I call everybody "sonny" Does that count?


I actually call them randomly from the phone book. Just to talk. I`m lonely.

Does that count? WHAT?
 
You're favorite radio stations is music from the 70's and 80's.

You can remember when a candy bar cost a dime.

You remember when the style was feathered hair parted down the middle, bell-bottomed jeans, and a comb in your back pocket( I never had the comb).

Little things that use to bother you, you could care less about now.

Your child is nearly a teenager, you remember being that age and thinking you were grown up, but your child seems like a baby to you.
 
biteme said:


You can remember when a candy bar cost a dime.


What are you saying??? The prices went up? FUCK... Get me 2 REG-GIE`s, please.
 
velvett said:



That's so true.




You know you're getting old when what you're thinking comes out of your mouth, out loud.

Yes. This is also when you realize that jail time is actually "free rent" and makes it much more appealing.
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
damn you are old.Just curious,I'm 25 and feel like I'm ready to call hospice.Is 25 legitimatelly old?

Think back to when you were 12. That's how much older I am than you. 25 seemed like yesterday, the years fly by as you get older and also your perception of time actually changes in your brain making them seem all the much faster. You can feel great when you reach 40 or like shit, it is all up to you.
 
biteme said:
You know you're getting older when...

...you realize its been three days since you've masterbated, only because you're wondering why you're not horny after watching a porn clip it took five days to download.
 
Re: Re: You know you're getting older when------------------

Big Johnson said:


...you realize its been three days since you've masterbated, only because you're wondering why you're not horny after watching a porn clip it took five days to download.

LOL! You're better off anyway according to 2Thick. The more you cum the faster you will die.
 
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