You know those red neck jokes...

[Serenity Head]

lets start a thread about juicers.
I'll go first:
If a guy is benching and you see the pimples on his chest popping as he gets a pump, he might be a juicer.

 

[jc21]

if you get sustanon as a present and there is no name on it........it must be from the juicer!

 

[Spitz]

if you spend most of your days on EF in the anabolic forum, you might be a juicer.

yea that one sucked but whatever

 

[bunkka]

If you blow out Hershey Syrup doing squats, but still get in your last 7 reps... you MIGHT be a juicer.

 

[Zerxes]

If a guy is unable to play with a womans clit during sex, because he needs the free hand to hold his nuts from squeezing up into his torso......he might be a juicer.

 

[Serenity Head]

If a guy is unable to play with a womans clit during sex, because he needs the free hand to hold his nuts from squeezing up into his torso......he might be a juicer.

 

[mhw02580]

LMFAO

 

[GiLOC]

If your Christmas tree is decorated with vials and pins... You might be a juicer

Happy Holidays Everyone!

 

[Serenity Head]

If every where you go you wear NPC gear, otomix shoes, and a fanny pac...You might be a juicer

 

[squarepeg]

if you're on 10 additional types of drugs to offset the side effects of the four kinds of AS your on, you might be a juicer...

 

[macDbol]

if you inspect your breasts in the shower more often than a woman after menapaus you might be a juicer

 

[jc21]

if you inspect your breasts in the shower more often than a woman after menapaus you might be a juicer

funny as hell! but true.

 

[gilly6993]

If you take out student loans to buy gear, you might be a juicer......

 

[Stapled to the Floor]

If you start to salivate as you pass the equine/bovine supplement section at your local farm and home supply.......

you might be a juicer

 

[macDbol]

If you start to salivate as you pass the equine/bovine supplement section at your local farm and home supply.......

you might be a juicer

sorry but i found the fact that u have a local farm and home supply funny

 

[Stapled to the Floor]

Yeah joysey boy we also salivate at herds of sheep around here so if you come our way dont be wearing your wool coat

 

[bigdelt69]

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me............

12 hologram kits of GH
11 bottles of Quality Vet Deca
10 Amps of Zambon Winny
9 BTG Var
8 Fina kits
7 jugs of Ganabol
6 Humalog
5 GOLDEN SYRENGE'S
4 hundred Thai Dboll
3 Upjohn Cyp
2 Omnadren Sust
1 Anadrol

And a partrige and bottle of T

 

[macDbol]

"friends come and go, but gyno is forever",,,thats what my grandpa used to say and its true

 

[HighBall]

If you bang your wife 7 times a day, then she catches you jackin it in the bathroom....then you might be a juicer.

 

[The Terminator]

Whenever I pass by my local "cycle shop" and my eyes light up from the sign...and it isn't for the bikes

 

[bigdelt69]

those last two are classic!

 

[DangerousGrounds]

if your mailman has gained 90lbs of lean muscle mass in the last yr and you noticed nothing missing from your packages, you might be a juicer.

if you had your 3rd liver transplant and are only 22 yrs old, you might be a juicer

if instead of collecting empty beer cans, you proudly collect emty vials and amps, you might be a juicer

 

[wizardnor]

if your fina has gone bad in the mix and still inject any way, you might be a juicer.

 

[HighBall]

if your fina has gone bad in the mix and still inject any way, you might be a juicer.

LMFAO!!!

If you have to withdraw your kids from college, and re-mortgage your house because of your eating habits....then your probably a juicer.

 

[DangerousGrounds]

if your pimping your wife out to do tricks to local supplier for t-200, you might be a juicer

 

[thelegacy]

If your wife swallows your load and gains ten pounds.....you might be a juicer

 

[granby140]

you might be a juicer if your neutered dog laughs at the size of your balls!!!

 

[The Architect]

If you can't pay your bills, but still manage to put together a cycle- you might be a juicehead.

 

[machaveli]

If you can't pay your bills, but still manage to put together a cycle- you might be a juicehead.

good one there ---