yo i just tried to have sex..

[Frisky]

because you just got engaged, and your dick is smarter than you are

also, you might have thought of erzoolie halfway through, and your poor weewee thought he was going to get attacked by a bigger, hungrier member

you told me it always works for you when you think about me

 

[puddlemonkey]

5. Always wear them, because all women are scandalous!

Oh yes indeed, they are pure evil!

 

[Phaded]

dude a magnum is twice as big as my little twig... i think its cause i'm still fucked up from last night.. why i couldn't get hard..

 

[Mr. dB]

You're not excited by women.

 

[manny78]

Why use a condom if you never did it before ? If you got engaged with her then I assume you both have been together for a while, how come shes not taking the pill ?