Wwsbd

[wootoom]

im 31 going on 40

 

[WoodyO]

Would you substitute "attractive" for "looks like a shaved gorilla", and "good in bed" for "at least he's not ER"?

If so, I'm your man

 

[miplank]

Lol

Could be arranged

What do I want?
35-40, male, athletic, attractive
Stable
Funny
Good personal hygiene
Good in bed
Can pay own expenses... Doesn't have to support me at all financially tho (I am very independent -- maybe this is why I attract losers?)
Intelligent is good, but not obnoxiously so

How about 29, you're probably more jacked than I am
Very Stable
Moderately funny
Clean
I'll go with atleast i'm not ER
I'll spoil you rotten
atleast i'm not Java


oh, and also...I have to ask my wife for permission first.

 

[Cutiebolic]

I am going to say it before Woot does. What a fuking mess! Lmao

I'm gonna assume you mean that in the nicest way possible ;p

WTF? I can't even keep a fake e-marriage alive?!

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[Cutiebolic]

How about 29, you're probably more jacked than I am
Very Stable
Moderately funny
Clean
I'll go with atleast i'm not ERi
I'll spoil you rotten
atleast i'm not Java


oh, and also...I have to ask my wife for permission first.

This whole you having a real live wife thing could be an ender

 

[Cutiebolic]

lol

Fml

 

[miplank]

delete your PMs woman!

 

[miplank]

This whole you having a real live wife thing could be an ender

haha, can't be any worse than any of your past relationships!


zing!

 

[obsessedwliftin]

I'm gonna assume you mean that in the nicest way possible ;p

WTF? I can't even keep a fake e-marriage alive?!

Of course!