wulfgar and killahbee. that one hooker we agreed on

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

dudes


ok we talked about that one hooker I linked you and killahbee too. we all agred her add looked good too


Well I called her up, she picks up and she said she will do an outcall for $200. fuck going to her shithole.

She had the add with nice fake tits and tan body. Her add said she was 25.

She arrives, no dirver and I could see her huge tits a mile away, then I see her face (she never had her face in any pics) her face was fucking beat up, she looked maybe 40 too. her add said she was 25.

Anyways she is here I might and fuck this while it is at my door, I let her come in and says $200. I giver her the money. She uses my cell phone to call her phone to check in.

She said I want to get more compfy I take off my pants and start to stroke my cock to get it hard. I said to her, she needs to get naked too. "i will show you my tits"

me arent you GFE
her "Im not a hooker"
pfff

well she takes off her clothes, bangin body but broke smoke face. I ask her to blow me, she says no, I ask her to give me a hand job..she still says she is not a tute again.

well I asked for a lap dance and she said she didnt give lap dances....WTF! I want to kill this board, so I just jacked off as I felt her up with my free hand.

fucking shity hookers man..... and bad service. ugh

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

 

[Lestat]

fuck man sounds like a shit story. $200 to jerk yourself off? that is what porn is for.

that pic didn't work but I wanna see this chick's bod

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

fuck man sounds like a shit story. $200 to jerk yourself off? that is what porn is for.

that pic didn't work but I wanna see this chick's bod

thats why I am warning those 2 to not call this crump fritter.

she sucked (I wish it was in a different way)

I was pissed. I at least tried to finish on her

 

[Lestat]

thats why I am warning those 2 to not call this crump fritter.

she sucked (I wish it was in a different way)

I was pissed. I at least tried to finish on her

bummer bro. lets see some pics!! link to her craigslist post?

 

[borris]

wow, that's shitty ma dude



I don't even let my girl give me handjobs, handjobs should be illegal, no way a woman can jack me off better than I already do myself

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol you n00bs

 

[jh1]

LMFAO


Hot tit pic.

I'd love to see her face.

Next time you gotta set up some cameras and shit to capture what these hos look like so ur EF bros can see.


So she wouldn't even stroke you off? Fak... I thought if you called hooka on an outcall she'd suck / fuck you.. handjob would be the least.

You had to jack off? What the hell.

What was she there for?

 

[Wulfgar]

dude I called her before I went out there to see if it was worth it. I just str8 up asked her what she offers. She said wasnt full service so I just hung up on her ass

I seriously hate that shit..i fucking HATE it

ill tell you whats helped bro. Going to get reviews on these bitches first. they have all kinds of city specific sites to review these tricks before you get em.

Sorry it didnt work out man