WTF is going on here????

[Smurfy]

Email from my sister this morning:


Gurl,
I wanted to let you know that <your ex boyfriend> asked me out. I'm not giving him an answer until I get your opinion first.

 

[AAP]

She's cheating on you.

 

[nimbus]

don't fuck this up for me smurf....time to move on

 

[swole]

lol

this never works

you'll always be thinking when you see her with him

does she fuck/give better head than me?

go ahead and tell her you don't mind, then secretly resent her for even having the nerve to consider it.

 

[AAP]

Remember how you used to say how hot the guy was in bed and how big his cock was??? Well SHE remembers it too.

This isn't as much asking you as it is forewarning you that she going to be boinking him soon.

 

[vixensghost]

I'd respond:

Dear Sloppy Second's Sis,

If you can get past the fact that he banged me every which way but loose , then go for it.

Your loving Sis,

Smuf- been there, done that!

 

[Smurfy]

Well here was my response to her

Um no. Not as much because I dated him for over 2 yrs, but moreso because he is psycho, weird and kinda gross and definitely you're way out of his league. Also dont take anything he says/does seriously. He is probably getting a kick out of trying to get my sister out on a date so he can turn around and LNAOLIHDL :IHOIHDOUMAAOOOOOOOOO all in my face about it.

 

[Smurfy]

I'd respond:

Dear Sloppy Second's Sis,

If you can get past the fact that he banged me every which way but loose , then go for it.

Your loving Sis,

Smuf- been there, done that!

LMAO i like this. perhaps i will use this as a retort if it gets that far

 

[silverstar1025]

Heck no! How awkward that would be!

 

[cindylou]

wow that would really bother me.

Could you imagine if they got close and you'd have to see him every time you hung out with your sis?

He sounds like he is pretty psycho to ask out your sis!