Would you pierce your penis for your girlfriend?

[Ffactor]

My GF, the same one that kicked me out for clogging her toilet, said she would take me back if I got a penis piercing. Do any of you broly's have a pierced Johnson? Did it hurt when you got it done?

 

[WODIN]

Oh shit this is going to be great. I think she just wants to inflict pain on you from a distance.

Does she have a pierced clit?

 

[Ffactor]

Oh shit this is going to be great. I think she just wants to inflict pain on you from a distance.

Does she have a pierced clit?

Nope, but she likes anal which is even better.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Ffactor, one word for ya - Remeron

Take it for what it's worth.

 

[WODIN]

Do it so well have something really weird to talk about at the October meetup. Bring your girl to because I want to see the reason for some getting a hole drilled in their johnson.

 

[Ffactor]

Ffactor, one word for ya - Remeron

Take it for what it's worth.

What's that bro?

 

[FreeballinDC]

What's that bro?

Some bad ass mood stabilizers. I've never felt better, although because of it, I am now swaining like a fool, and want to sleep in all the time.

 

[from zero]

She gave you the ultimatum that if you don't pierce your dick, she ain't taking you back?

Are you an idiot? And that is a serious question.

 

[vixenbabe]

She prolly wants you to get the kind that has bells hanging from it so she can keep track of you...Right?!

 

[FreeballinDC]

She prolly wants you to get the kind that has bells hanging from it so she can keep track of you...Right?!

Either that, or maybe she wants something extra that lets her know he's "there".

 

[slickdadd]

I'd go the extra mile and get your forehead pierced too. The penis is just a gateway piercing anyway. They always find themselves getting a forehead piercing. Save yourself some time.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Something about getting a dick ring and doing anal makes me think of a fantastic infection.

 

[vixenbabe]

LOL@ Freeballin

I bet she'll give hook him up with" extenstions" for X-mas too! hehehe

 

[Ffactor]

Some bad ass mood stabilizers. I've never felt better, although because of it, I am now swaining like a fool, and want to sleep in all the time.

Are they addictive? Bad withdrawals? Do you have extra's?

 

[Ffactor]

Either that, or maybe she wants something extra that lets her know he's "there".

Actually she said that of all the men she's had sex with, and there have been many, I have the most girth!

 

[slickdadd]

She sounds like a keeper.

 

[Ffactor]

Do it so well have something really weird to talk about at the October meetup. Bring your girl to because I want to see the reason for some getting a hole drilled in their johnson.

Anybody else bringing women?

 

[vixenbabe]

Actually she said that of all the men she's had sex with, and there have been many, I have the most girth!

What day you going to be in Cleveland? (SNICKER-SNICKER)

Well....I'm not kidding about meeting you for lunch at least. I can try and juggle my work load around to be able meet ya. I may have to take a friend to the airport in Cleveland next week(Tuesday).

Give me the details..K?!

 

[FreeballinDC]

Are they addictive? Bad withdrawals? Do you have extra's?

Sorry.... I was laughing so hard at your "girth" post, that I missed this one.

As far as I know they are not addictive, and I hope to God there are no withdrawals, but damn, if I feel this good now, I don't want to get off of these things.

 

[rnch]

i've been pierced "down there" for several years now...........love it!! my second most favorite piercing.

 

[Ffactor]

i've been pierced "down there" for several years now...........love it!! my second most favorite piercing.

How bad did it hurt? Can you take it off? Most chics I know don't like the idea.

 

[rnch]

tried to PM you some infor but your box is full.............check out these websites: www.bmezine.com and www.ringsofdesire.com

 

[WODIN]

Anybody else bringing women?

Well no but no one else is getting there johnson drilled over a babe either.

 

[Robert Jan]

Nobody. Ever. Gets. Anything. Sharp. Anywhere. Near. My. Phallus. While. I. Can. Help. It.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Well no but no one else is getting there johnson drilled over a babe either.

If anybody brings a date, then I'm bringing a date too.

Of course, it depends on how far along I am in a relationship before I decide to introduce him to any of you mulletheads.

 

[Ffactor]

If anybody brings a date, then I'm bringing a date too.

Of course, it depends on how far along I am in a relationship before I decide to introduce him to any of you mulletheads.

I have not had a mullet since 1995.

 

[WODIN]

I have not had a mullet since 1995.

You haven't had hair since 95' ?

 

[Ffactor]

Vixi, I'm arriving Monday and then leaving on Thursday.

 

[biteme]

No fuc**** way. I'm in the computer lab at school. I'm trying to set a record for cursing in the mosts in a row.

 

[02gixxersix]

I think I'm gonna get a prince albert in the next few months. As far as girls not liking it that may be true..........but they are definitely curious. Every girl I have talked to about says they wanna helo me try it out when I get it. So they get to try some new shit and I get a nut. Everyone wins. I know a few people that had it done and they said it didnt hurt so bad. I got my nipple pierced now that is fuckin pain.

 

[theoak01]

my buddy got it done,said it stung when they put the numbing cream in the hole but other then that nothing,no pain the day after either. but the though makes me cringe and feel like puking

 

[IhateOsama]

Sure. I would stick a broken bottle laced with salt up my pee hole for my girlfriend. Even my bunghole to. And you wimps say you love your woman.

 

[Ffactor]

You haven't had hair since 95' ?

Bastard! You know I'm sensitive about my hair!

 

[louden_swain]

No offense bro. . but I think that chick is a little messed up in the head.

She kicks you out just for taking a dump and clogging the toilet, then she will take you back if you pierce your penis? WTF???

Never ever let her wear the pants. . .besides she seems like high maintenance.

Think about it!!

And hell NO, I would never pierce my penis for some chick.

 

[Gymgurl]

Hey I dated a guy once who had a piercing there. He said it made sex feel great, I however did not notice it that much. I can't imagine having it done and I'm a girl!!

 

[dusty2]

HELL NO!

 

[sk*]

HELL FUCKING NO!

Specially not for a silly ultimatum like that.

-sk

 

[louden_swain]

seriously. . .this chick has a few fries short of a happy meal.

 

[-SD-]

wacked out hooker.

 

[Ffactor]

seriously. . .this chick has a few fries short of a happy meal.

But dude's she is pretty hot, not the hottest I've dated but definitely up there!

 

[ZKaudio]

ROFL you've got a funny life bro

 

[IhateOsama]

But dude's she is pretty hot, not the hottest I've dated but definitely up there!

Just get her drunk and shove a nail studded 2X4 through her pussy lips. She won't ask you for a prince albert again.

 

[WODIN]

Bastard! You know I'm sensitive about my hair!

You! Sensitive? You get your dick drilled then you'll be sensitive.