would you give up sex for the rest of your life for $1Billion?

[***]

your penis has to be cut off too and can never be regenerated.

if you're a woman your hole has to be stapled shut (not your pee-hole of course).


tempting...

 

[ajtomasi]

can i still jack off and get head?

 

[DUSTY]

jacking off would be the only option to go with other than just killing yourself.

 

[***]

can i still jack off and get head?

no. no more penis

 

[***]

but your balls would still remain, so you will still have the drive with no outlet for the rest of your life.

 

[ajtomasi]

no. no more penis

do i have like a bald spot there?

would there be like a sensitive peice of skin that could be rubbed and i could get pleasure from?

 

[biteme]

Tough decision. I rarely get sex anyway but knowing that I could never have it, I don't if any amount of money in the world would be worth that.

 

[***]

do i have like a bald spot there?

would there be like a sensitive peice of skin that could be rubbed and i could get pleasure from?

it would have to be just a stump. not much sensitivity there. you'll have to rely on wet dreams i guess...

 

[ajtomasi]

it would have to be just a stump. not much sensitivity there. you'll have to rely on wet dreams i guess...

i could see the senerio of some company cutting your penis off and the settlement was 1 Billion. I think they gave 4 Billion to some family for being burnt in a GM car, so i guess it could happen.

So just a stump. well with that 1 billion i could have another bigger penis taken from a black man put on me.

 

[biteme]

i could see the senerio of some company cutting your penis off and the settlement was 1 Billion. I think they gave 4 Billion to some family for being burnt in a GM car, so i guess it could happen.

So just a stump. well with that 1 billion i could have another bigger penis taken from a black man put on me.

Imagine the look on a woman's face if you're about to have sex with her, she unzips your pants, pulls out your pecker and it's black.

 

[slobberknocker]

I think I'd keep my penis.

 

[slobberknocker]

Umm,with my wife,yes,no problem.But I wouldn't cut off the boa.

Is being married really that bad?

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Umm,with my wife,yes,no problem.But I wouldn't cut off the boa.

 

[slobberknocker]

To the right person?No.lol.

Ahh. I see.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Is being married really that bad?

To the right person?No.lol.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Hey,double post steal!

 

[slobberknocker]

 

[Checkmatebloated]

you got to be f'n nutts!!!! I have to provide pleasure to the ladies, or I will not make it to heaven for my good doings!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sk*]

Would I be able to use a portion of that billion dollars to get surgery and bring happy back to normal? If not, then keep the billion I rather be able to have sex.

-sk

 

[Bikini Mod]

NO

 

[Checkmatebloated]

I'm a sweet guy. I feel if I am to make it to the promise land, I have to help the ladies "come" to the light. That is the only way I know how to help. I hope my hard , but enjoyable work will get me home.. P.S. if not i will still give it my all Ladies....

 

[[email protected]]

I'm married, PLEASE take my penis!

 

[rsnoble]

I got the knife if you've got the cash. While id hate to give it up, it's also been the source of all my problems so fuck it. Im drunk half the time and cant get it up anyways so oh well.