Worst thing during sex

[Evil_Frisky]

@ JerseyArt

 

[big4life]

I don't know, but I imagine that the worst thing a guy could hear from a woman is, "my name used to be Steve", or "mine was a lot bigger."

The worst thing for a woman to hear would be, "where does this go?", or "you wan't me to put my mouth where?"



I'm lucky, the worst thing I ever said to a woman was called her the wrong name, but this wasn't during sex. Who knew a woman could slap that hard.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

best thing after sex: you know, i really need to go home, my husband is going to be so pissed off at me because i've been gone all weekend.

also the worst too, cause i'm like WTF?!?!?!?!

how could that even qualify as one of the best though, you ask? because i knew i didn't have to put up with her shit, he did

 

[magman1]

how could that even qualify as one of the best though, you ask? because i knew i didn't have to put up with her shit, he did

agreed!

 

[MAX 300]

Well, I have called out the wrong girls name during sex...

 

[BileStew]

Well, I have called out the wrong girls name during sex...

Do what I do, yell your own name out. You'll never screw it up unless you have schizophrenia.

 

[broley]

what's that smell?

 

[onebigab]

The best:


"Let me know when your gonna come......" Yeah sure Honey i'll let u know




The worst:



"Knocks on wood......." haven't heard it YET.

 

[Allon]

I once was in bed with an overweight girl, she was more than a bit overweight but she was really sexy and knew what she was doing. anyway, I told her how sexy she was and while she was basking in the compliment I said "you probably don't hear that too often" I felt like an asshole for a week after that. I didn't say it on purpose to hurt her, I am just an honest person and I was sure she did not hear that too often but it was fukin tactless of me to voice my thoughts.
needless to say she was pretty pissed off at me.

 

[Gymgurl]

Someone Yelling....honey I'm home...