Worst thing during sex

[corythosaurus]

Someone Yelling....honey I'm home...

HA HA HA HA HA!

 

[season7445]

Giving oral and getting a nice quiff!!

 

[Cornobbled]

Worst thing after sex was about 2 weeks later. "I'm pregnant".

Best thing was about 9 months later. "It's not yours, it's my husbands" wheeew

 

[dzulboy]

i'm sorry i can't do this just as i was about to lol

 

[wildcatwrestler215]

I once was in bed with an overweight girl, she was more than a bit overweight but she was really sexy and knew what she was doing. anyway, I told her how sexy she was and while she was basking in the compliment I said "you probably don't hear that too often" I felt like an asshole for a week after that. I didn't say it on purpose to hurt her, I am just an honest person and I was sure she did not hear that too often but it was fukin tactless of me to voice my thoughts.
needless to say she was pretty pissed off at me.

I think I would have just started sobbing, then I would have probaly come back and slapped you and then told you I was sorry for slapping you the next day because if I knew you I would have known you had not ment it, but would have been mad at the time. sorry for rambling.

 

[DIVISION]

eh man.....

Back in college my best friend was transferring to UCLA, so we decided to have a send off. I called this girl in Wehhawken, cute petite red head, that I met at a bar and she was good to go. So were both on the phone asking her if she has a pretty friend that she can bring along for him. She says yeah, and he is like "are you sure she's pretty", and the girls swearing up and down that she is. So they get there and sure enough her friend is hurtin. So my buddy starts to make a scene, and I have to ask to be excused so we could talk in the hall. He starts yelling, "There is no fucking way I'm going to sleep with her!" We're standing just outside the door, so for sure the girls can hear him yell.

So I'm like "Just calm the fuck down, you can have the redhead" which was a major bummer, but it was his send off. So now I'm pissy and I grab the ugly chick and say "Cmon, lets go hang in my room" and he stays there with the redhead. So I figure we'll just hang in my room for an hour or so, because there is no way I'm sleeping with her either. But she starts getting aggressive, and telling me "don't be shy, it's ok I'll be gentle" So now my pride is on the line, and I have to screw this chick just to prove I can, or else she'll be talking shit to people we know (I don't know her, but she knows some of the same people).

So I get it over with, and head to the bathroom to take a leak. I get there, and my hand feels sticky. I look down and there is blood all over me. I fucking screamed like a girl, because the first thing that pops into my mind is that she cut me. There was that much blood. Then in two seconds I figure out what it is, and that's almost as bad, especially since it was her. So I shower off.

When we get back downstairs my bud is all like "that is the best piece of ass I ever had. She was fucking incredible. The second we closed the door she was....." The fucker

eh Lil' Artie.......you fucked up bigtime on this shit. First of all you said the redhead's friend was good to go and took it for granted that she was "OK", when it turned out she was tore UP from the floor UP.

If I was your bro, I would have slapped you like a bitch and took the redhead anyway.........when it comes to sex, there's no time for mistakes and you fucked up bigtime.......

It is your fault.

 

[TRUEsoldier]

Worst thing during sex.

Back in college my best friend was transferring to UCLA, so we decided to have a send off. I called this girl in Wehhawken, cute petite red head, that I met at a bar and she was good to go. So were both on the phone asking her if she has a pretty friend that she can bring along for him. She says yeah, and he is like "are you sure she's pretty", and the girls swearing up and down that she is. So they get there and sure enough her friend is hurtin. So my buddy starts to make a scene, and I have to ask to be excused so we could talk in the hall. He starts yelling, "There is no fucking way I'm going to sleep with her!" We're standing just outside the door, so for sure the girls can hear him yell.

So I'm like "Just calm the fuck down, you can have the redhead" which was a major bummer, but it was his send off. So now I'm pissy and I grab the ugly chick and say "Cmon, lets go hang in my room" and he stays there with the redhead. So I figure we'll just hang in my room for an hour or so, because there is no way I'm sleeping with her either. But she starts getting aggressive, and telling me "don't be shy, it's ok I'll be gentle" So now my pride is on the line, and I have to screw this chick just to prove I can, or else she'll be talking shit to people we know (I don't know her, but she knows some of the same people).

So I get it over with, and head to the bathroom to take a leak. I get there, and my hand feels sticky. I look down and there is blood all over me. I fucking screamed like a girl, because the first thing that pops into my mind is that she cut me. There was that much blood. Then in two seconds I figure out what it is, and that's almost as bad, especially since it was her. So I shower off.

When we get back downstairs my bud is all like "that is the best piece of ass I ever had. She was fucking incredible. The second we closed the door she was....." The fucker

good fucking story bro, I was crying laughing, sounded like a bud light commercial or something

 

[DrunkenKnight]

"Daddy Whats a Pervert? ...Shut up and keep sucking

 

[Forge]

I farted once during sex. We just laughed and kept going at it.