Worst sex EVER!

[slat1]

I was with this one chick when I was young, I swear it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.(and I'm fairly big)

She definetly had the "Hokey-Pokey" pussy.

I had a similar experience. We were working it doggy style. We had to move her legs inside of mine to tighten things up. I started thinking about it and it really ruined the moment.
On the plus side. The girl told all the girls she worked with about the sex we had. They all started calling me. I was having sex all the time and I was not putting any effort into getting it.
*BTW... I was not a dick for nailing her coworkers. They are all strippers and she said I could as long as I wore a condom... Okay, maybe I was a dick.

 

[curling]

I remember once back in highschool I was kissing down a girls back in my truck to get to her mound and about 4 inches from butt crack I smelled the worst case of rotten fish snatch I ever smelled in my life. Being the gentleman that I am instead of saying you have the most rotten smelling hootchie I ever smelled I just kissed back up her back, broke up with her and took her home.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Can't we talk about GREAT sex here?

I've blocked the bad sex out of my mind.. thats how freaking bad it was.. I don't want to journey down that path.. I've just recently gotten over the nightmares.

 

[FreeballinDC]

I remember once back in highschool I was kissing down a girls back in my truck to get to her mound and about 4 inches from butt crack I smelled the worst case of rotten fish snatch I ever smelled in my life. Being the gentleman that I am instead of saying you have the most rotten smelling hootchie I ever smelled I just kissed back up her back, broke up with her and took her home.

LOL, that reminds me. One guy I was with did not clean up very well, and wanted me to do somethings with him that I would not do. I sent him packing with this puzzled look on his face.

 

[nycgirl]

He takes of his clothes, doesn't even bother to kiss or undress me, lies down on the bed and expects me to do all the work (and of course, I do take care of him ).

 

[awittyusername]

He takes of his clothes, doesn't even bother to kiss or undress me, lies down on the bed and expects me to do all the work (and of course, I do take care of him ).

What? Didn't he tip you?

 

[nycgirl]

What? Didn't he tip you?

I guess he thought dinner was enough.

 

[Forge]

Eh, honestly I've never had really bad sex. I've had sub-par sex, but I still enjoyed it. Never had a "dead fish" so to speak. One of my ex's was real shy and came close, but I had ways of revving her up.

 

[Mr. dB]

Karla

Melanie

She was the most physically attractive woman I've ever boinked, the "leggy supermodel" type; she does some modelling for snazzy department store catalogues. She definitely had that "high priced spread" air about her. She just laid there like a dead fish, no passion, no feedback at all. I might as well have been a dildo.

 

[AAP]

I think the WEIRDEST sex I ever had was with the guy that only got off from washing my hair.

The WORST sex I had must have been the guy who started crying in it. Not the Oh-God-It-Feels-So-Great kind of crying. But the kind of crying like someone told him his momma died. On one hand, it felt really good with his stomach and diaphram spasming and tightening. On the other hand, I knew I should stop and just cuddle. (I didn't).

The GROSSIEST sex I ever had was I went yachting with friends in the Greek Islands and pick up a land trick and brought him back. Oh god he was gorgeous. Black hair, olive skin, perfect symmentry. I pounded him silly. When I had my orgasm, I pulled out and he reached down and pulled my condom off and then turned it upside down to drain over his mouth. I could have beat his ass. he was a great kisser too, but I wouldn't kissing him again.