worst hook up story

[bobby716]

i want to hear some hook ups gone wrong very very very wrong hahaha

i gut one

so about a two months ago i get a phone call from this girl in jersey i met on a cruise last summer .. best sex, best head ever hands down .. so she is in town and wants to meet up and this is where i am a fucking moron and tell her to come over after she gets out of the concert or w/e the hell she was going to.. she doesnt know i have a g/f (of like 2 months) .. so i purposly get into a fight with my g/f that night but instead of her going home she stays at my place and makes me sleep on the coach now me being a 21 yr old bachelor do not give a fuck but one thing im home with my parents for college .. so she is downstairs in my room and I am upstairs on the coach with this random girl .. so we are doing the deed and it was like God just wanted to punish me .. my mother walks out of her room at one end and my girlfriend come up the stairs at the other end and as soon as they turned the lights on it was world war 3 .. so after about 2 min of akward gasps and blank stares my girlfriends goes downstairs packs her shit up and jersey girl puts on a pair of my boxers and jumps into bed .. as for my mom she yelled at me for about 20 minutes but i guess shes use to it by now and my dad just gave me a high five and shit on my mother


it was messed a messed up night but jersey stayed with me for the weekend when she left the ex girlfriend called me up and we just started seeing each other again


am i going to hell??

 

[squatmonkey]

Yep! But it sounds like your havin' fun until then.

 

[Caleb's Tree]

i want to hear some hook ups gone wrong very very very wrong hahaha

i gut one

so about a two months ago i get a phone call from this girl in jersey i met on a cruise last summer .. best sex, best head ever hands down .. so she is in town and wants to meet up and this is where i am a fucking moron and tell her to come over after she gets out of the concert or w/e the hell she was going to.. she doesnt know i have a g/f (of like 2 months) .. so i purposly get into a fight with my g/f that night but instead of her going home she stays at my place and makes me sleep on the coach now me being a 21 yr old bachelor do not give a fuck but one thing im home with my parents for college .. so she is downstairs in my room and I am upstairs on the coach with this random girl .. so we are doing the deed and it was like God just wanted to punish me .. my mother walks out of her room at one end and my girlfriend come up the stairs at the other end and as soon as they turned the lights on it was world war 3 .. so after about 2 min of akward gasps and blank stares my girlfriends goes downstairs packs her shit up and jersey girl puts on a pair of my boxers and jumps into bed .. as for my mom she yelled at me for about 20 minutes but i guess shes use to it by now and my dad just gave me a high five and shit on my mother


it was messed a messed up night but jersey stayed with me for the weekend when she left the ex girlfriend called me up and we just started seeing each other again


am i going to hell??

LOL....Way to go. What I can't believe is that girlfriend A, got back with you. How'd the heck you pull that one off. Must be a smooth talker....LOL.

I never had anyone walk in on me, but I did have one girlfriend pounding on my door while I was pounding on some other chic. I basically just kept rocking and explained to girlfriend A, that I had gone for a long walk, and that's why my car was still in the driveway.

 

[enacer420nj]

what did she look like it was probably my ex lol

 

[deathdroprob]

My and my mate drove 2 hours awayf rom home with these 2 chicks to go watch a band.

Late that night we were all in the asame room I was with one my mate was with the other.
Mind you my mate was with his best friends ex of like 1 week or some shit lol.

So alls me and my chick can here is the other 2 puffings and panting away so we decide to start up.
Just wehn we start and she gets her shirt off her cousin (Whos room we were in) walks down to get some shit and penis balloons becuase he also brang a girl home.
Lying there naked he stepped over me and went out, tyhen cam back in several times after that..Really awkard, then when we were goin to sleep alls we could here from up stairs is Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak. Man Breakfast at the table was really awkard the next morning lol.

 

[timtim]

my dad walked in on me getting a blowjob when i was 15 from a 13 year old who was butt naked on her knees ass up so my dad, in theory, could have jumped that ass. he asked her to get dressed and leave. when she left he said not to tell mom.