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Women with children at the gym

because they CARE about their bodies! Many people (men and woman) that I know just let themselves go in their 30's - so nasty. Chicks with children that work out are a testimate to the fact that some people have a strength of character to be fit and to keep the lifestyle goin!
 
wake up and smell the coffee bro, any woman who has had a kid is not hot, they have stretched out pussy's and therefore can't be hot. They may be able to suck dick, but that doesn't make them hot.
 
Keeter I would have to disagree. There are plenty of women who take car of themselfs and are just in good of shape now if not better!
 
3 reasons:

stretch marks
saggy mid section
saggy tits
stretched out nipples
loose pussy
 
Keebers - you gotta open your eyes up more bro, I have seen some milfs with tighter bods than an 18 year old cheerleader :D. True, some have stretch marks, sag etc but some have superior genetics, diet and training and have NONE of those problems. Each to his own tho - keep turning away from the hot Milfs - more for me !!! :D.
 
newpump said:
keep turning away from the hot Milfs - more for me !!! :D.
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i'll give you, some of them look ok in clothes, but once you get their panties off, you probably have to take salad tongs to pull their pussy lips up off the floor, and their nipples are all fucked up from kids sucking on them.
 
Keeter, I'm not worried about using salad tongs, because I consider them a sex toy. As far as loose pussy I'm still man enough to fill It.
 
I'm sorry to jump in on this wonderful conversation......I have three kids and have NEVER had any complaints from any man. I get hit on just about everyday at the gym and other places....I beg to differ with you cooter
 
Gymgurl said:
I'm sorry to jump in on this wonderful conversation......I have three kids and have NEVER had any complaints from any man. I get hit on just about everyday at the gym and other places....I beg to differ with you cooter
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BAM!
 
dave smith said:
Keeter, I'm not worried about using salad tongs, because I consider them a sex toy. As far as loose pussy I'm still man enough to fill It.
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DOUBLE BAM!

I guess this has nothing to do with the MILFs and everything to do with keeter's johnson.

Thank you for pointing this out for us dave. :)
 
newpump said:
Keebers - you gotta open your eyes up more bro, I have seen some milfs with tighter bods than an 18 year old cheerleader :D. True, some have stretch marks, sag etc but some have superior genetics, diet and training and have NONE of those problems. Each to his own tho - keep turning away from the hot Milfs - more for me !!! :D.
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This is so true I cant believe how great some of these women look. Now if I could only succeed in getting with one of them
 
IJ26 said:


This is so true I cant believe how great some of these women look. Now if I could only succeed in getting with one of them
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Why on earth would you want "damaged goods" as "teenypeenykeebers" so eloquently put it. These women are so horribly used and abused. Shit, you need to have your eyes checked and your head examined.

You should be happy to settle for all the young whores out there.

LOL
 
Keeters Coober™ said:


i'll give you, some of them look ok in clothes, but once you get their panties off, you probably have to take salad tongs to pull their pussy lips up off the floor, and their nipples are all fucked up from kids sucking on them.
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This is obviously coming from a young pup with little or no experience with women.

Get a clue.
 
Werd said:


Why on earth would you want "damaged goods" as "teenypeenykeebers" so eloquently put it. These women are so horribly used and abused. Shit, you need to have your eyes checked and your head examined.

You should be happy to settle for all the young whores out there.

LOL
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Who wouldnt someone want to hook up with a good looking older women. I know I would. I can get plenty from women my age I guess its just the allure of an older women who is supposed to be more experienced. who knows
 
LOL Keeter you must sleep with some nasty fucking donkey show skanks...


My girlfriend has 4 kids and she feels like a virgin. Doesnt have a single stretch mark on her body............


Maybe you need to stop picking up women at the ghetto laundrymat.
 
it's not the women, it's the children that you are after, aren't you?
you fucking pervert scumfuck!


(PS: all in jest!)
 
moms at the gym are great
they take of themselves, they are often responsible
and often when they go out, they just wanna have fun


i have just always enjoyed their company








and i would have to disagree on the nasty fun parts also
 
This is amusing. Keeters, I've fucked women who have had children, and didn't find their pussies to be loose. I must agree with the majority on this one, it may be your lack of girth, not the size of their pussies.
 
Milo Hobgoblin said:
LOL Keeter you must sleep with some nasty fucking donkey show skanks...


My girlfriend has 4 kids and she feels like a virgin. Doesnt have a single stretch mark on her body............


Maybe you need to stop picking up women at the ghetto laundrymat.
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BAH-BAM!!!

I nearly pissed myself reading that one.





Damn... Keeter is so quiet one could hear a pin drop. :FRlol:
 
Werd said:


Why on earth would you want "damaged goods" as "teenypeenykeebers" so eloquently put it. These women are so horribly used and abused. Shit, you need to have your eyes checked and your head examined.

LOL
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This may be the smartest post on Elite I've ever read.

Listen, you guys can keep your washed up, washed out women that have had 3 or 4 kids. I haven't reached your levels of destitution in regards to pulling young puss.

Maybe one day I will be old and ugly enough to even remotely consider giving the time of day to some perfumed up MILF, but until then I'll take the young, naturally lubricated babes. Not some
old fart with a tube of KY tucked in her nightstand
 
Werd said:


Too bad the same can't be said for anything that you've authored.
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Bro, before you take it as a compliment, saying something that is
the smartest thing anyone has posted on Elite, is like winning a bronze medal in the special olympics, you should be proud of yourself, and feel good about yourself, but you're still a retard.
 
Werd said:
LOL must really suck to have an admittedly small penis.
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Listen Carl, don't go rationalizing out your MILF activities on me.
Young puss only for Keeter
 
Keeters - I have news bro. Young puss is GREAT to look at and CRAP to bang until the wee hours of the morning. Young chicks are too self absorbed and not in their sexual prime. The BEST rides I have EVER had in my life were from gals in their 30's (and I have had plenty of women in my bed from 16 on). In fact, the first time I ever took a 30 year old for a ride I ended up thinking "please don't hurt me... I'm just a boy!!" :). It is true that as a younger man (I'm assuming here based on your demenor) you may not see it yet - hell if I did when I was 18 to 25.. but in your late 20's something interesting happens - you get interested in turf that was not exciting in your earlier years. Don't know why, but ALL of the guys I know will tell you the same thing. Keep on doing your thing tho - more for me!
 
newpump said:
Keeters - I have news bro. Young puss is GREAT to look at and CRAP to bang until the wee hours of the morning. Young chicks are too self absorbed and not in their sexual prime. The BEST rides I have EVER had in my life were from gals in their 30's (and I have had plenty of women in my bed from 16 on).
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Thanks bro, at least you see what I'm getting at. I'm not ragging
on women in their 30's...only MILF's. I'm sure there is some hot
ass out there in their 30's, but if they've had kids, then I consider
there muffs wasted.

It's this simple, why take a disjointed muff that's seen better days
when there's plenty of young fresh ones?
 
I think keeter is a virgin
 
SoKlueles said:
so if i said hey keefer u wanna fuck? you would turn me down just cuz i have kids?
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OK, I'm convinced now, you do bathe in a crick. Listen, if you've read any of my posts, which you were probably too distracted by cybering with Screech to do so, you'd know, I don't do MILF's, won't do MILF's, it's an impossibility. You could dangle your pussy
over my nose, like a carrot to a rabbit, or a crack pipe to a prostitute, I ain't biting.
 
I didnt ask u to bite it, i asked u if u wanted to have sex....Geez...where are u from and what do u guys consider sex?
 
newpump has taste....he knows that even us MILFs like sex..and yes we do know what we are doing in bed. Newpump why dont u give our mr virgin keefer some sex tips...he so apparently needs them
 
I tried - only cure is time/age. I must admit most guys in their teens/20's prolly feel this way. I know I didn't go for the MILF angle in my early teens/early 20's... then around 23 or 24 I met this crazy milf chick who ROCKED MY WORLD - met her at a college class - whoa. Needless to say, the ballfield got a whole lot bigger that day :).
 
newpump said:
I tried - only cure is time/age. I must admit most guys in their teens/20's prolly feel this way. I know I didn't go for the MILF angle in my early teens/early 20's... then around 23 or 24 I met this crazy milf chick who ROCKED MY WORLD - met her at a college class - whoa. Needless to say, the ballfield got a whole lot bigger that day :).
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newpump, you seem like a good bro, but want went wrong, did you get your balls chopped off in a wood cutting accident around
23 or something....I will look for MILF's when I get to viagra age.
 
ROFL - nice. Time my friend time. It is the race none of us can beat and it will catch you to. Rember these conversations when you are nailing your first MILF and smile I'll prolly need viagra by then :D.
 
SoKlueles said:
Keeter probably needs viagra now...
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I'm willing to bet that if I'm with your milfy muff, I would need a viagra and a cialis, and probably a snorkel
 
Keeters Coober™ said:


Listen Carl, don't go rationalizing out your MILF activities on me.
Young puss only for Keeter
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Who said anything about "my MILF" activities here? LOL We were talking about your admittedly small penis. Stop trying to change the subject to try and save face *cough* penis as it were.

The truth of the matter is that keeter goes on and on about how "only fresh young pussy" for him and how he would never ever even consider a MILF when the cold hard fact is that no female: older, younger, childless or other craves a man that has a very small penis.

...that is, of course, unless he is truly blessed in the giving oral department. Since keeter is admittedly inexperienced with females one can only assume that this is not the case.

Sorry to hear about your dual misfortune bro. There are support groups for good bros like you though. Don't despair. :D
 
not all MILFs are in thier 30s either
I know plenty in the early -mid 20s



wouldn't trade for anything, great in bed and fun to hang out with
plus it's a great excuse to go play skee-ball at chuck e cheese
 
I'm willing to bet Keeter is 18-19 years old and is either a virgin or has only had sex a few times and he has problems coping with his small penis.Either way he has shown a complete lack of knowledge in women.



Keeters Coober™ said:


I'm willing to bet that if I'm with your milfy muff, I would need a viagra and a cialis, and probably a snorkel
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deteras1 said:
I'm willing to bet Keeter is 18-19 years old and is either a virgin or has only had sex a few times and he has problems coping with his small penis.Either way he has shown a complete lack of knowledge in women.
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Hey Carl!

Don't you have a lawnmower to fix?!





;)
 
Gymgurl said:
You just can't complain when I cum over and over again.....us older women tend to do that
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How u gonna get off even once when u r with a dude that has a teenyweenypeeny and has no clue how to eat pussy?

People, please pay attention here!

How many times do you have to be told? It isn't about the age of the woman or whether or not she has had children.

IT IS ALL ABOUT THE "MAN".




LOL
 
My girl came five times in less then a half hour two days ago. In that time I got off once of course. She is obviously really easy to please. She actually isn't that keen on cumming more then three times as she says she gets too tingly down thur.
 
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