Women with children at the gym

[Werd]

LOL Keeter you must sleep with some nasty fucking donkey show skanks...


My girlfriend has 4 kids and she feels like a virgin. Doesnt have a single stretch mark on her body............


Maybe you need to stop picking up women at the ghetto laundrymat.

BAH-BAM!!!

I nearly pissed myself reading that one.





Damn... Keeter is so quiet one could hear a pin drop.

 

[Keeters Coober™]

Why on earth would you want "damaged goods" as "teenypeenykeebers" so eloquently put it. These women are so horribly used and abused. Shit, you need to have your eyes checked and your head examined.

LOL

This may be the smartest post on Elite I've ever read.

Listen, you guys can keep your washed up, washed out women that have had 3 or 4 kids. I haven't reached your levels of destitution in regards to pulling young puss.

Maybe one day I will be old and ugly enough to even remotely consider giving the time of day to some perfumed up MILF, but until then I'll take the young, naturally lubricated babes. Not some
old fart with a tube of KY tucked in her nightstand

 

[Keeters Coober™]

My girlfriend has 4 kids

You must be the spitting image of Carl from Sling Blade or something.

 

[Werd]

This may be the smartest post on Elite I've ever read.

Too bad the same can't be said for anything that you've authored.

 

[BileStew]

Too bad the same can't be said for anything that you've authored.

Ouch!

 

[newpump]

^ Werd.

Sorry - I HAD to do that .

 

[Keeters Coober™]

Too bad the same can't be said for anything that you've authored.

Bro, before you take it as a compliment, saying something that is
the smartest thing anyone has posted on Elite, is like winning a bronze medal in the special olympics, you should be proud of yourself, and feel good about yourself, but you're still a retard.

 

[Werd]

LOL must really suck to have an admittedly small penis.

 

[Keeters Coober™]

LOL must really suck to have an admittedly small penis.

Listen Carl, don't go rationalizing out your MILF activities on me.
Young puss only for Keeter

 

[newpump]

Keeters - I have news bro. Young puss is GREAT to look at and CRAP to bang until the wee hours of the morning. Young chicks are too self absorbed and not in their sexual prime. The BEST rides I have EVER had in my life were from gals in their 30's (and I have had plenty of women in my bed from 16 on). In fact, the first time I ever took a 30 year old for a ride I ended up thinking "please don't hurt me... I'm just a boy!!" . It is true that as a younger man (I'm assuming here based on your demenor) you may not see it yet - hell if I did when I was 18 to 25.. but in your late 20's something interesting happens - you get interested in turf that was not exciting in your earlier years. Don't know why, but ALL of the guys I know will tell you the same thing. Keep on doing your thing tho - more for me!