Will women ever understand men????

[SoKlueles]

this isnt a understanding a woman thread...its an understanding a man thread. Grrrrrrr are u male winny?? lol

 

[Mr. Black]

Aggrivating eh? Hmmm. I think it is you that is mistaken. When you break it down men are actually quite simple to understand.

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.

Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

What's wrong? = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?

I love you. = Let's have sex now.

I love you, too. = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Aggrivating eh? Hmmm. I think it is you that is mistaken. When you break it down men are actually quite simple to understand.

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.

Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

What's wrong? = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?

I love you. = Let's have sex now.

I love you, too. = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

Holy shit. Bwahahahahahah

 

[fsupat70]

mr black that brought a tear to my eye it was so good

 

[SoKlueles]

HAAAAAAAAAA u all suck.....but that did make me smile Mr Black

 

[Mr. Black]

Your welcome

 

[SoKlueles]

Your welcome

 

[SoKlueles]

eeek didnt mean to put the boob one in there well what i said....minus the shaking boobs

 

[Mr. Black]

Oh sure...You know you want to show me your tits. Cum now and post em up

 

[SoKlueles]

Oh sure...You know you want to show me your tits. Cum now and post em up