Will buying a convertable get me laid more?

[vinylgroover]

I need an edge. I'm ready to buy a new car and i'm going through the options at the moment.

I'm thinking of going topless and i'm banking on it getting me more pussy.

I was thinking of growing my hair long as well so it can flow in the breeze and shit..........get the whole look dialled in.

Convertable=more pussy and asshole than i can handle?

 

[Paulo]

Get you a chrysler seabring and one of them driver's caps, you'll pick up more geriatric poon than you could shake your walker at.

 

[sweed]

chicks like audi TT's .. if u can afford that , do it up.

 

[RaZor Ramon]

I plan on getting one of these in the next 3 years but I plan to be married then so I won't really be trying to get pussy but I bet this car wouldn't hurt my chances if I were.

http://www.familycar.com/RoadTests/LexusSC430/Index.htm

 

[string_bean00]

Convertable=more pussy and asshole than i can handle?

Only if you have a skullet.

 

[HumorMe]

Yes. I bought my wife one and I get to lay her a hell of a lot more.

 

[RaZor Ramon]

Yes. I bought my wife one and I get to lay her a hell of a lot more.

I bet. Something like that would make them consider anal if they weren't doing it before.

 

[HumorMe]

I bet. Something like that would make them consider anal if they weren't doing it before.

 

[awittyusername]

It will help. However, Don't get a chic's car. It will only make matters worse. Just ask JerseyArt about his yellow miata.

 

[vinylgroover]

That's the problem.....i don't want to spend the dollars on a 'real' convertable.......i was thinking of a mid-range convertable, but many of those are 'feminine'

 

[Nathan]

I need an edge. I'm ready to buy a new car and i'm going through the options at the moment.

I'm thinking of going topless and i'm banking on it getting me more pussy.

I was thinking of growing my hair long as well so it can flow in the breeze and shit..........get the whole look dialled in.

Convertable=more pussy and asshole than i can handle?

You should get a pony tail going for sure. Chicks eat that shit up with a spoon. They're all, "Fuckin' A. Dude's got a pony tail. Let's totally go get our hot friends and all fuck him." I'm telling you the odds are in your favor on this one bro.

 

[awittyusername]

How much do you have to spend? If you don't mind me asking

 

[Testosterone boy]

Get you a chrysler seabring and one of them driver's caps, you'll pick up more geriatric poon than you could shake your walker at.

walker eh

 

[fyxgel2]

Chrysler Seabring, all the way. Or maybe a Mustang Convertible (and stamp a fake GT logo on the back if u buy the regular one)

hopefully if you can afford one, if you can, you will sucker them in no doubt.

 

[bdog527]

hopefully if you can afford one, if you can, you will sucker them in no doubt.

wise words from an experienced bro.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol nope, spend a bit on some clothes instead

 

[sixxtoes]

i would lean towards a VW Cabrio and grow a mullet. that will get u ass, there is no doubt about it!

 

[slickdadd]

Get a decent car and a motorcycle with the leftover money. There's your ass magnet.

 

[vinylgroover]

then again i could just buy a shitbox and spend the money on hookers.

We don't have chrysler seabrings here in Australia. Most of our imports are limited to a few European or Japanese makes......Renault, Peugot, Audi, BMW etc.

 

[Mr. dB]

I need an edge. I'm ready to buy a new car and i'm going through the options at the moment.

I'm thinking of going topless and i'm banking on it getting me more pussy.

I was thinking of growing my hair long as well so it can flow in the breeze and shit..........get the whole look dialled in.

Convertable=more pussy and asshole than i can handle?

If by "asshole" you mean Man Ass, then yes. Most convertibles are totally gay.

A Caterham Seven is one non-gay open sports car.

 

[slickdadd]

Get a nice Alpha Romeo. They have some sweet convertibles. Or how about one of those Ute's, I think it is. Those are quite ugly in my opinion.

 

[jerkbox]

a Cobra convertible would be pretty bad ass

or a Viper

 

[vinylgroover]

. Or how about one of those Ute's, I think it is. Those are quite ugly in my opinion.

agreed..........ute's are associated with rednecks here. Not the type of image i'm trying to promote.

 

[calveless wonder]

If by "asshole" you mean Man Ass, then yes. Most convertibles are totally gay.

smartest thing said on this thread. if you get a convertible you're either a fag or an old man trying too hard.

 

[Mr. dB]

We don't have chrysler seabrings here in Australia.

Count your blessings then. The Sebring is the ultimate post-mid-life-crisis car for the 60-something set, or for gay men.

Do they have a Holden Monaro convertible with the LT1 V8 engine?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

With an ass like yours you don't need anything extra to give you an edge.

 

[-SD-]

hopefully if you can afford one, if you can, you will sucker them in no doubt.

BWAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAA
Fucking classic.

vinyl, get a harley if you want the highest pussy-to-dollar ratio.