This reminds me of a story - when I was a teenager living at home, I used to keep 1/2 gallons of ice cream in the freezer to make my PW gainer shakes...well, my mother used to get up in the middle of the night, eat all my ice cream, and then leave the practically empty box in the freezer...
Well after several times of having no ice cream for my shake, I decided to try some negative feedback to get her to stop...So I poured 1/2 cup of salt in the vanilla ice cream in the freezer. Boy was she pissed...We still talked about that one 20 years later.
Don't keep the shit in the house !!
Mustard on Oreo's, gaaa...That one reminds me of Letterman giving sames of Oreos out inthe street that had toothpaste instead of frosting in between!
Bluesman