Why is it that...........

[lunatic calm]

every limp-dick wannabe thug with a fast ride feels the need to lay a patch whenever they pull out of a parking lot? Seriously, I see it every day. Do they honestly think people watching look at them in awe? Do they think "chics dig it"? YOU LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON THE PLANET. No one thinks you look cool, you look like a pathetic sel-diluted loser. If they could only hear what the people on the street actually say when they do it. I seriously wonder what drives guys to do it? I've even found myself, in my weaker moments, actually contemplating it. What drives us to look like dumb fucks?

 

[Kakdiesel]

dude, that dbol is kickin in LOL j/k bro

 

[lunatic calm]

KakD, you so crazy!

 

[Kakdiesel]

my fault...i meant to say the andro and animal stack...nobody here uses DBOL..

 

[METHYL MIKE]

What drives us to look like dumb fucks?

Its called the "maybe if i draw attention to myself, ill get laid" manly urge. We all have it. Now how the hell did this awesome thread get all the way to the back??

 

[stray dogg]

i agree with methyl mike........


why?

4 the same reazon that when u walk in2 a gym u see some guyz tryin 2 bench more than their spotter can even help them with........

BIGGEST ASSHOLEZ HUH........

if u got it flaunt it..........therez nothin wrong with that........therez alwayz and i mean alwayz somebody whoz gonna talk shit no matter what u do.........

if u black and have a good job = sellout
white and talk slang = wigger
spin doughnutz and burn rubber= wannabe limp dick thug LOL

and the list goez on........

 

[Jimsbbc]

i don't agree with the attention thing. I think it is more like if you have a fast car, you tend to drive more aggressively and besides layin down rubber is fun. I am not the ave driver though. I drive mine like it was a stock car, and not for attention.

 

[Vision]

lemme guess lunatic.......u drive an '87 Corolla ? U went to a back country road the other day, lifted the upbrake all the way, and stepped on the auto gas all the way to the floor.....and......nothing happened. So you drove straight home and wrote this msg ? am I right ? or am I right ?

Driving fast and aggressive is fun!!!!!!!

Whenever I see I nice smoke show, I dont say "Look at that limp dick geek" I say "Sweet, nice patch bro" cuz I think that tpye of shit is cool. I have always been into cars, so maybe thats why. @!!

 

[lunatic calm]

lemme guess lunatic.......u drive an '87 Corolla ? U went to a back country road the other day, lifted the upbrake all the way, and stepped on the auto gas all the way to the floor.....and......nothing happened. So you drove straight home and wrote this msg ? am I right ? or am I right ?

That was actually pretty funny. Just picturing someone trying that.
NO DAMN IT! I DRIVE A BENZ