why i dont lick ass

[*MissFit*]

gotta keep back and front door clean

 

[heavy_duty]

how does it feel when the stubble grows back?

I've had others do it for me but its easy and quick to do by yourself; if you are in the proper location and position. Now brace yourself, this could be more graphic than some of you can handle, just remain adult about this......

the best and easiet place I find to shave the brown starfish is in the steam room. NO ONE ELSE IS IN THERE WHILST I SHAVE!!!!! OK, are we clear about that; its not a sex thing its a shave thing.
1. place the towel on the tile step/sitting area.
2. lie back, with one hand hold one butt cheek back and with the other use the Mach 3 or the Quattro; a couple quick swips on/around the hole and one side of the butt cheek and you've done that side.
3.change hands and repeat on the other butt cheek. You will over and done with it in less than 15 seconds. Trust me on this, I've done it and timed it and if you go to the steam room when there aren't many people in the club your chances of having the place to yourself for 20 seconds are quite good.

easy, quick, and smooth, baby!!!!

 

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If she can't keep her ass clean she probably isn't doing much better in front either.

words of wisdom there!

 

[cobyguy]

how does it feel when the stubble grows back?

I think you can figure that one out.....LOL.....once you turn back (there) you can never turn back.....ok bad joke.....

 

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I think you can figure that one out.....LOL.....once you turn back (there) you can never turn back.....ok bad joke.....

true, and once you start shaving all that 'down there' you don't really want to stop or it'll all grow back.....

 

[SlimJim52]

Lickin clean bum is nice. Playing with it is even better when lickin or screwin the rest. Makes some women MOAN real good. Of course you have to watch out for those who think that area is "EXIT ONLY"

What about you guys? You like it if you lady give you a little lick across the taint and your ass? 1st time on the ass was a surprise, but you get to like it.

 

[HiDnGoD]

god damn peel cops smutting up the board lol

They got me for speeding twice. Sneaky fuckers. Hiding in a cruiser!

What about you guys? You like it if you lady give you a little lick across the taint and your ass? 1st time on the ass was a surprise, but you get to like it.

Wifey loves to do it. It's a dominating thing for her. 'Course I'm laying there moaning like a schoolgirl, so she really gets off.

 

[theoak01]

They got me for speeding twice. Sneaky fuckers. Hiding in a cruiser!


Wifey loves to do it. It's a dominating thing for her. 'Course I'm laying there moaning like a schoolgirl, so she really gets off.

they are sneaky,and miserable fuckers most of em lol

 

[Puddles]

VG...miss ya babe!

Going back to the first post...take a look at the unshaven fat guy on the right wearing the tighty whities...skidmark! Arghhhhh! Not good!

I will relish in licking an ass as long as it is clean...by clean I also mean shaven. It's not a difficult thing for most women/men to keep up with. I'm hairy and shave daily/EOD. I have a seperate shower from the bathtub and I keep a short stepstool in there to make things comfy. I lay down a washcloth and position myself comfortably to shave my legs, thighs, kitty and booty. When it's done regularly it doesn't take long at all and with regular maintainence, there is no stubble to irritate you. If your lats are so huge that you can't maintain this easilly, get your g/f to tend to you, it's worth it and fun.

Going down on a beautifully kept ass is a glorius thing!

 

[Destroyer1986*]

What do you girls use to get rid of the brown eye , bleech?