Why do women moan and men don't?

[blut wump]

I think I've worked out why women moan: it was bred into them in the Middle Ages during the French occupation of England. Back then the local Lord had the 'droit du seigneur' which allowed him the right of first shag on the night of the marriage of his subjects.

Too many times he'd awake the next morning after a night of satisfying passion to find that he'd been humping a sack of potatoes and so law was passed requiring women to moan constantly throughout intercourse.

 

[StickFigure]

I think I've worked out why women moan: it was bred into them in the Middle Ages during the French occupation of England. Back then the local Lord had the 'droit du seigneur' which allowed him the right of first shag on the night of the marriage of his subjects.

Too many times he'd awake the next morning after a night of satisfying passion to find that he'd been humping a sack of potatoes and so law was passed requiring women to moan constantly throughout intercourse.

LMFAO!!! You've watched Braveheart one too many times!

 

[reno240]

Well I mean, women outmoan men

Wait, hold on a second.... Women moan?

SHIT! - I knew I was doing something wrong!!

 

[Hard-Bitten]

just seeing which direction you were headed. thank you!

in that case..OW YU DOIN?

 

[StickFigure]

in that case..OW YU DOIN?

That all depends on who you ask.

Is yous stalkin' me?? I ain't complainin', jus checkin'!

 

[the-short-one]

I think I've worked out why women moan: it was bred into them in the Middle Ages during the French occupation of England. Back then the local Lord had the 'droit du seigneur' which allowed him the right of first shag on the night of the marriage of his subjects.

Too many times he'd awake the next morning after a night of satisfying passion to find that he'd been humping a sack of potatoes and so law was passed requiring women to moan constantly throughout intercourse.

Edward Longshanks - 1272 to 1307

 

[StickFigure]

Edward Longshanks - 1272 to 1307

My long what???

 

[the-short-one]

My long what???

He was a king, sweat pea.


prima noctu

 

[blut wump]

Carpe Noctum

 

[the-short-one]

Carpe Noctum

seize the night?

carpe bootae