Why cant i be a player?

[Dunk]

youre not a playa you just suck alot.

better. much better.

 

[sigweed]

I wouldn't consider myself a player at all, in fact i enjoy the perks of relationships, but like everyone else I've gone through phases where I've "played" girls, and from my experience and the experience of a couple close friends who are most definitly players, you don't just wake up a choose to be a player, it chooses you. These guys are players because they'd be stupid not to be. They have gorgeous girls approaching them all the time for sex and they hardly have to throw any game at them at all... its pretty much that simple. Whereas 99% of the rest of population has to actually do stuff to attract members of the opposite sex; you aren't players, you're getting played.

 

[pintoca]

Being a Player = Overrated.

If you are a really "I don't give a fuck about people's feelings", then you will have a ball... otherwise, eventually (and it WILL happen) somebody will be out there to play you like a violin... then you will know how it feels to be treated like shit

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I dont really want to be a "player". but i cant just talk to like 5 girls and get on them all and be happy. i dont haev too much feelings for any of them but i still kinda feel for them all. sounds dumb but this is no good!

Being a player is like Fly fishing.

You look for a good location to cast your lure and charm. Present your bait the right way to make them bite... Once they take the bait you have to be patient to reel them in, you don't want the line to snap! If it does she’ll just be: "the story about the hot one that got away" every player and fisherman has one of those, and he'll tell you about it over a couple of beers..

Once you pull them out of the water you stick your finger in its mouth, look at her and say dayumm you were a tough one but I finally got you! Maybe show her off to your buddy who is having a shitty day and nothing is biting his worm... If she is a real catch, take a few pictures with her next to you so you can show your friends.
Then you take the hook out of her mouth, put her back in the water and wait till she swims away on her own, release her to the wild unharmed and maybe a little wiser.


Three things I advice you with.

1- Don't go out there to hurt a chick's feelings. Try to keep it real with the chicks and don't promise them love and marriage and shit. If you have to promise a chick the world, just to get in her pants... You have no game. If you meet a chick who is looking for a relationship, you should be able to fuck her without ever making any hint that you want a relationship with her. She will convince herself that if she fucks you good enough, you will want to be her boyfriend even if you never told her you wanted a relationship. She has nobody to blame but herself... PS: If she is fragile, walk away. Unless you think you want to keep her.

2- Do not be jealous. No need to be catching feelings for a chick just cause she opened her legs for you!(see #3) Let them hos have their fun too.
If you see them with another guy do what I do. Be friendly, say "hi" and smile! shake the other dude's hand and tell him what a pleasure it is to meet him. Make casual small talk and ... when the dude is not looking ... give her a little sign... a wink, a smile, a light tap on the ass ... something to let her know that you still expect to shoot loads on her face, even if she is talking/dating some dork......... Then say your good-byes and again tell the dude it was a pleasure meeting him and go on your way.... She will call you.


3- Don't catch feelings. Get all that fuzzy heart warming care bear bullshit out of your system. It will only turn you into a sooping wet vagina dripping of poosee boogers. Sure, the first few chicks you fuck you’ll want to mary. You should be over that shit by the time you get out of Jr High. By the time you’ve tapped your 20th piece off ass, all you’ll think about sampling some more before you settle on something you like…


Be safe… SAFE… SAFE I tell you. Never, eva ,eva, eva fuck any girl without a condom…. Always use a condom, there are things that will not go away with Penicillin. I should know, my son is 3 years old now.




-BRR






(PS: I love my son, he is a blessing from god! His mother and I were married, I use to love her very much. I just couldn’t miss the opportunity to make a joke)











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[Cutiebaby]

read georges book

 

[Mr. dB]

Wanna be a player? Get a clarinet.

 

[George Spellwin]

lol i was kidding

you can be a 'playa' if you want, you just have to be a selfish, socially useless prick, most of the time. most of the 'playas' i know couldnt hold a relationship down if they tried, which is interesting. theyre good at the first week of a relationship, and then they suck.

just do what makes you happy. dont use women as an emotional crutch, it jsut doesnt work.

cheerios

Don't be a Player hater.

 

[habitualhealth]

Don't be a Player hater.

lol @ GS handin' out relationship advice.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

Don't be a Player hater.

lol

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

dude, what I saw was insane: it looked like a scene from a lesbian erotica movie

There are very few peeps in clubs who actually have their heads screwed on straight.