why are women inept with strap ons?

[T Bone]

No Shit! They can't seem to move their hips. But when their on top or if their out dancing they sur can move their hips. Put a strap-on on them and all the sudden, they cant get a rythem going. And why the fuck do they sometimes hold on to it? Isn't that what the strap is for?

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

I think they hold it because the strap isn't holding the dildo in place very well.

The girls who do a lot of lesbian stuff seem to be okay with it. Of the famous chicks Janine, Jenna Fine, Jena Jamesion all were A ok with in book.

 

[danielson]

uhhh....lets be kinda happy they are bad at it otherwise our dumbsticks might become redundant...i have no idea what a penis feels like inside a body (and i hope i never will ) but it cant be all that different to a dildo.

i was gionna say their hips are different but to be honest they arent all that different are they?

ahh....how good lfe must be as porn director...

'nikki, ur not doing it right, look let me show u how to tag jenna right in the poontang'

ahhhhh

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Maybe I haven't seen the right ones yet, but every scene that I see with women donging other women with strap ons, I get irritated because the women with the strap on 9 times out of 10 has absolutely no clue what she's doing. Are these things THAT hard to use? I mean, insert......push!!! how hard is that?

Okay...

1. Put down the porn.

2. How is a woman supposed to know how to used those things it is alien to our bodies. You were born with one of course you know how to use it.

3. Can I use one on you?

 

[bstone]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Damn you guys! If they mastered the art of teh strp-on they wouldn't need us anymore! QUIET! (ladies, you are doing a fine job with those strap-ons *wink, wink*)
LMAO

 

[Slice of Peach2]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Damn you guys! If they mastered the art of teh strp-on they wouldn't need us anymore! QUIET! (ladies, you are doing a fine job with those strap-ons *wink, wink*)
LMAO

No no, when you guys quit eating pussy then we won't need you anymore. I would rather take care of myself in that case.

 

[bstone]

No no, when you guys quit eating pussy then we won't need you anymore. I would rather take care of myself in that case.

Peachey, you seem to have some sort of oral fixation. I LIKE IT! you may be my Valentine this year.

One question first, Do you put out on the first date?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Peachey, you seem to have some sort of oral fixation. I LIKE IT! you may be my Valentine this year.

One question first, Do you put out on the first date?

Some jackasses would answer yes, but I have to answer no. I only do that when I have been duped by sweet talk and love poems. That won't ever happen again.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

are you suggesting taking a strap on to me???

If you want me to, I will!! Rowr!!!!!

 

[danielson]

yeah, plus if shes 'inept with one' u might have a bruised prostrate gland