why are men

[SoKlueles]

I dont need to know how to treat a man, I treated one perfectly and look what it got me. I think that I will turn the tables on men and make them treat me perfectly. Tell me Mr Keefer, when was your last date? 2 ...3 years ago?

 

[Keeters Coober™]

I dont need to know how to treat a man, I treated one perfectly and look what it got me.

Listen So-K, maybe you can't hear what I'm saying because the fog is too thick in the Smoky Mountains, or whatever holler you live in, but you need complete reconditioning, because you did what you thought was right, and look what it got you. I'm trying
to help, anyone can see that.

 

[SoKlueles]

I did what I thought was right. Now I know my mistake. I dont need a man to tell me how to treat a man.....I know how I will treat my next man...
SoKlueles: Keeter get down and give me oral

Keeter: yes ma'am Ill get to licking

SoKlueles: Keeter Im hungry, fix me some toast

Keeter: yes My love, and may I also give u a nice foot massage?
SoKlueles: Damn Straight

 

[Keeters Coober™]

I did what I thought was right. Now I know my mistake. I dont need a man to tell me how to treat a man.....I know how I will treat my next man...
SoKlueles: Keeter get down and give me oral

Keeter: yes ma'am Ill get to licking

SoKlueles: Keeter Im hungry, fix me some toast

Keeter: yes My love, and may I also give u a nice foot massage?
SoKlueles: Damn Straight

Unless you just got your trust fund cashed in, you know that ain't happening. I'd probably hit you up when you were fresh out of high school, but hell, even then I don't have the leisure suit to fit in.

 

[SoKlueles]

I dont need that trust fund to get you buddy. Right now you are wondering.....what will SoKlueles say next? I know it will be witty and brilliant. I think I love her....I want her kitty

 

[hamstershaver]

you will never get a man with that attitude klu

 

[SoKlueles]

oh yeah buddy i will

 

[hamstershaver]

oh no you wont

 

[SoKlueles]

watch me

 

[hamstershaver]

have fun