why are men

[SoKlueles]

Dear Mr Keeter,
If a man has two legs and two arms, yes he can cook his own damn dinner. I work too so if he wants to eat, HE can fix dinner for himself.
Yes some dyke said i smelled good, and yes i have something going for me. I rock buddy.
I was in a serious relationship till this past December, being a good girlfriend, cooking, cleaning, and doting on him didnt help me keep him so fuck that shit.
THIS time it is for the klueles one. My needs and necessities only. My tits and ass dont have anything to do with anything....well maybe it does.
I didnt have a kid with this guy so I didnt trap him into anything. He came on his own free will and he loved every minute of it....well I dont know...guess he didnt if we broke up huh?"
The next guy is going to be MY boy toy, he is going to rub MY feet, he is going to put candles next to the tub and give ME a bath. He will be the perfect man to me or his ass is out.
Need i say more, SOKLUELES IS IN IT FOR HER NEEDS ONLY.
whiners need not apply.
so you should listen to the klueles one and maybe you will make it in life.

 

[juve]

wow, this thread should be a sticky
I mean a three page discussion was unveiled with the word 'peckerheads' - klueles you can grab a cookie on the shelf

 

[SoKlueles]

grab this juve.....
but dont u love these guys defending themselves?

 

[Keeters Coober™]

The next guy is going to be MY boy toy, he is going to rub MY feet, he is going to put candles next to the tub and give ME a bath. He will be the perfect man to me or his ass is out.
Need i say more, SOKLUELES IS IN IT FOR HER NEEDS ONLY.
whiners need not apply.

I can honestly say if you are looking for a guy that will do that, then he isn't going to look much better than Screech from Saved
By The Bell. I see it all the time though, a hot chick with a dumpy idiot type guy....because he is doing the things you are requesting. It may make you happy that he is your man servant,
but you still have to be the one with an ugly boyfriend.

 

[SoKlueles]

At least he would be in it for me. ) hey keeter u seem like my kind of man....come on over to Tennessee and lets talk

 

[Keeters Coober™]

come on over to Tennessee and lets talk

what mountain do you live on?

Lock up your shotguns that you shoot squirrel with

put away your hunting knives that you cut your chewing tobacco with

you like baths, but do you bathe in a crick? I've heard girls
from Tennessee bathe in cricks.

wait till my copy of hillbilly to english book comes in from amazon

 

[SoKlueles]

I have been told i have a sexy southern drawl.....i make em cum every time they talk to me..they get hot and horny and they HAVE TO have me...keebler you will be the same

 

[Keeters Coober™]

I have been told i have a sexy southern drawl.....i make em cum every time they talk to me..they get hot and horny and they HAVE TO have me...keebler you will be the same

Listen So-K, I'm not sure what got spilled into your grits this morning, I hope you took notes on how I like my steaks grilled.

 

[SoKlueles]

I would suggest, when u cook ur steak...5 mins on each side. Now the grit comment....I dont eat grits...but when u fix my oatmeal and toast, i like my toast kind of dark with a bit of butter. Yeah buddy u would love my southern drawl ask any of these guys that have talked to me on the phone...

 

[Keeters Coober™]

I would suggest, when u cook ur steak...5 mins on each side. Now the grit comment....I dont eat grits...but when u fix my oatmeal and toast, i like my toast kind of dark with a bit of butter. Yeah buddy u would love my southern drawl ask any of these guys that have talked to me on the phone...

Listen, you got burned before, and learned your lesson. You better stick to this kiddys who chase MILF's and fix lawnmowers.
When you know how to treat a man, I may consider getting a tetanus shot and coming to Nashville.