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A poem.....
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needin' ".
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.
Ruined the whole fuckin thing.
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needin' ".
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.
Ruined the whole fuckin thing.
hamstershaver
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keeter is pretty wise
milo hobgoblin
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The biggest mistake women make is failing to realize what simple creatures men really are... how easy it is to please us.
They want us to be more complex... but when it somes to relationships and women... we arent..
They amplify the problem by giving up... being stubborn and assuming they are going to "change" the nature of men for the better... and usually fail miserably.
Men are they way they are because of nearly 4 million years of evolution... how we are is what is BEST suited to a womans nature... ANYTHING else will fail MISERABLY.
Men are promiscuous by nature... not because we are immature, not because of our moms and the horrible relationsship we may have had... not because were dropped on our heads...
Its because we are biological machines and simply put.... Self preservation and Procreation are our DRIVING desires.
But instead of learning to appeal to those desires... women want our desires to be their desires... and it just IS NOT AND WILL NOT EVER BE. PERIOD.
Until you CLEARLY understand that you will continue to fail in the long term at relationships (not saying ANYONE specifically here... just women in general).
Here is the problem with static long term rleationships....
They create COMPLACENCY... the QUICKEST way to kill a mans desire or ambition is to out him in a complacent environment... where he feels that nothing he does will make a differemce..
You want to appeal to a man... dont be stubborn.. stir things up... keep him on his toes.. make him feel sexy and desirable and sometimes make him jealous.. make him feel like he has to keep on his toes and compete FOR YOU occasionally. Men WANT to be desired by women... want to know that they CAN spred their seed but choose not to out of respect for the relatuionship and the woman they are with...
if you ever let your man question that... he will start looking for someone who will make him feel that way.
So many women today have given up... on their lives, their spouses, THEIR FEMININITY... because they too have become complacent.. They cut off their hair, stop wearing makeup, get fat... dess like shit. And wonder why their husbands sit around playing fucking video games all god dam,n day and looking at porn..
trust me... if a man feels desirable by his mate... none of this shit would have ever started in the first place.
Men have much mor fragile egos than women realize, ESPECIALLY when it comes to their sexuality.
Sex is a BASE DRIVING DESIRE... its one of the binding attributes for men and women... we are very different creatures psychologically and sex is one thing we absollutekly will ALWAYS have in common.
But never forget what is considered sexy in a mans eyes.. the moment you do... the moment you give up on that... you're relationship is doomed.
They want us to be more complex... but when it somes to relationships and women... we arent..
They amplify the problem by giving up... being stubborn and assuming they are going to "change" the nature of men for the better... and usually fail miserably.
Men are they way they are because of nearly 4 million years of evolution... how we are is what is BEST suited to a womans nature... ANYTHING else will fail MISERABLY.
Men are promiscuous by nature... not because we are immature, not because of our moms and the horrible relationsship we may have had... not because were dropped on our heads...
Its because we are biological machines and simply put.... Self preservation and Procreation are our DRIVING desires.
But instead of learning to appeal to those desires... women want our desires to be their desires... and it just IS NOT AND WILL NOT EVER BE. PERIOD.
Until you CLEARLY understand that you will continue to fail in the long term at relationships (not saying ANYONE specifically here... just women in general).
Here is the problem with static long term rleationships....
They create COMPLACENCY... the QUICKEST way to kill a mans desire or ambition is to out him in a complacent environment... where he feels that nothing he does will make a differemce..
You want to appeal to a man... dont be stubborn.. stir things up... keep him on his toes.. make him feel sexy and desirable and sometimes make him jealous.. make him feel like he has to keep on his toes and compete FOR YOU occasionally. Men WANT to be desired by women... want to know that they CAN spred their seed but choose not to out of respect for the relatuionship and the woman they are with...
if you ever let your man question that... he will start looking for someone who will make him feel that way.
So many women today have given up... on their lives, their spouses, THEIR FEMININITY... because they too have become complacent.. They cut off their hair, stop wearing makeup, get fat... dess like shit. And wonder why their husbands sit around playing fucking video games all god dam,n day and looking at porn..
trust me... if a man feels desirable by his mate... none of this shit would have ever started in the first place.
Men have much mor fragile egos than women realize, ESPECIALLY when it comes to their sexuality.
Sex is a BASE DRIVING DESIRE... its one of the binding attributes for men and women... we are very different creatures psychologically and sex is one thing we absollutekly will ALWAYS have in common.
But never forget what is considered sexy in a mans eyes.. the moment you do... the moment you give up on that... you're relationship is doomed.
hamstershaver
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i have said this before and no one believed me, we are driven by sex and the remote control, we need to watch as many channels as possible at once and hit as much kitty as our peckers can handle
milo hobgoblin
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I gladly accept my title as "peckerhead"
as Im fuckig my brains out this weekend Ill be repeating to myself "sokuleless thinks Im a peckerhead", during my first orgasm Ill even fantasize that its her beautiful tits Im cumming all over...
as Im fuckig my brains out this weekend Ill be repeating to myself "sokuleless thinks Im a peckerhead", during my first orgasm Ill even fantasize that its her beautiful tits Im cumming all over...
K
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Re: Re: Re: why are men
Listen, I'm trying to cut you a break, I like you, I mean you do have your tits in your avatar and all....
here's your 1st mistake.
It is a genetic flaw in a female that a man can't dump his goo in a hot chick (who hasn't had kids), and move on. She tries to trap him by getting pregnant, because she knows it is her only way to keep a man around.
Mistake #2...
I can't think of a reason why a man would have to cook his own dinner? What in the hell are YOU doing? You are a woman, and have presumably trapped this man into living with you by having kids, so you best well make his dinner, wash his clothes and scrub his toilet after he's stank it up.
Listen SoK, you've got tits, probably a decent ass, and if you haven't had kids, your coober is probably in decent shape too.
Some dyke said you smell good, so it seems like you might have
something going for you.
Take my advices, and next time maybe you won't screw it up.
Love Ya, Keeter
SoKlueles said:
Listen, I'm trying to cut you a break, I like you, I mean you do have your tits in your avatar and all....
here's your 1st mistake.
It is a genetic flaw in a female that a man can't dump his goo in a hot chick (who hasn't had kids), and move on. She tries to trap him by getting pregnant, because she knows it is her only way to keep a man around.
SoKlueles said:
Mistake #2...
I can't think of a reason why a man would have to cook his own dinner? What in the hell are YOU doing? You are a woman, and have presumably trapped this man into living with you by having kids, so you best well make his dinner, wash his clothes and scrub his toilet after he's stank it up.
Listen SoK, you've got tits, probably a decent ass, and if you haven't had kids, your coober is probably in decent shape too.
Some dyke said you smell good, so it seems like you might have
something going for you.
Take my advices, and next time maybe you won't screw it up.
Love Ya, Keeter
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