Who's single and who's taken????

[CrazyRussian]

taken

nothing like hot underaged tail.

 

[stilleto]

i need no funhouse mirror to look freaky

im hanging out to tell a story but its X rated bigtime

PM it to me and mightymouse. we need new material.

 

[Longhorn85]

to a truck?

Not a truck, but a van, car, house, wife, kids, career...

 

[Lady Viking]

taken

 

[feisty11975]

i'm sensing some sarcasm....



and i'm pretty sure it's not just the forgery problem. :/

me?? sarcasm?? no friggin way!

 

[Bikini Mod]

My husband said that he wouldnt consent to the marriage if I didnt give up dating. So I guess that would be a "Yes, I am quite taken by my husband!" Matter of fact, I am damned near smitten with him.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

My husband said that he wouldnt consent to the marriage if I didnt give up dating. So I guess that would be a "Yes, I am quite taken by my husband!" Matter of fact, I am damned near smitten with him.

ahh.... thanks baby! me 2 you!

 

[Bikini Mod]

ahh.... thanks baby! me 2 you!

HEY! You post-stalking me again?

 

[manny78]

Single until recently now taken.

 

[habitualhealth]

me?? sarcasm?? no friggin way!

i'm taking back your present.

 

[step@half]

happily taken. Well, as often as I can anyways

single taken on special occasions lol

 

[feisty11975]

i'm taking back your present.

oh dayum...I'm sorry. I take it back! I take it back! Can I please have my present now????

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

HEY! You post-stalking me again?

Of course! I am pretty busy waiting for my coffee, but, I AM post stalking you! Cattle.......

 

[Bikini Mod]

Of course! I am pretty busy waiting for my coffee, but, I AM post stalking you! Cattle.......

It just doesnt have the same ring to it without the Russian accent.

 

[blueta2]

Well I am not married, so the word taken is "harsh". I am pleasantly unavailable.

 

[digimon7068]

totally taken. . .good thing. . .my wife says i'm pretty much of a putz and no one else would want me anyway

 

[heatherrae]

I try this place to see if anyone actually ever ends up talking to me and usually they don't so I vamousse - very few of the same people there used to be on here. Too many people I don't know or recognize around here that much of the time it's like I think I am talking to myself over here.

time for another installment in the Hunter series then...

 

[BBR100]

Well I am not married, so the word taken is "harsh". I am pleasantly unavailable.

Marriage is HARSH.
Unavailable is quite pleasant!

 

[youngguns]

i'm taking back your present.

can I have her present

 

[The Shadow]

Well I am not married, so the word taken is "harsh". I am pleasantly unavailable.

LOL




Yep....single but unavailable

 

[habitualhealth]

oh dayum...I'm sorry. I take it back! I take it back! Can I please have my present now????

i was just going to call and talk to you for hours...i just don't think you deserve that now after such a remark.

 

[beefcake28]

i was just going to call and talk to you for hours...i just don't think you deserve that now after such a remark.

Nobody deserves that kind of punishment...

 

[The Shadow]

you called her a pole smoking ho earlier.....does that count??

 

[habitualhealth]

Nobody deserves that kind of punishment...

you hush, i have pants with your name on my butt.

 

[gotmilk]

you called her a pole smoking ho earlier.....does that count??

Only in horseshoes and hand grenades. I heard she once sucked a golf ball thru a garden hose...and swallowed it whole.

 

[beefcake28]

you hush, i have pants with your name on my butt.

 

[habitualhealth]

true story.


well, minus the "28"....and that'd just be real stalkerish.

 

[chilidog0425]

i have pants with my screen name printed across the front.

minus the 0425 of course.


not a true story.

 

[habitualhealth]

i have pants with my screen name printed across the front.

minus the 0425 of course.


not a true story.

your story is rather original. tell me more.

 

[chilidog0425]

i have this dog and he lives in my pants....his name is chili.

he wanted to have his name printed out front, you know,,,,like "The Smiths" wood carving hanging on the front porch.

 

[habitualhealth]

i have this dog and he lives in my pants....his name is chili.

he wanted to have his name printed out front, you know,,,,like "The Smiths" wood carving hanging on the front porch.

you lost me at "i"....

 

[blueta2]

you lost me at "i"....

LOL...hahah! Sparkles, you kill me!
Ok why is this girl single? Hello, FINE CATCH RIGHT HERE!

 

[HiDnGoD]

single taken on special occasions lol

Dude! How tha fux are ya?

 

[feisty11975]

i was just going to call and talk to you for hours...i just don't think you deserve that now after such a remark.

lol


I think I'll take back what I took back before. Got it?? hehehe

 

[Scotsman]

is that by choice? how old are you?


QUOTE]


Mostly by choice, partly by being very hard to deal with on a regular basis, and partly because I travel extensively for work.

I'll be 30 in a couple of months and have been single for the whole stint.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[habitualhealth]

LOL...hahah! Sparkles, you kill me!
Ok why is this girl single? Hello, FINE CATCH RIGHT HERE!

Awww I have a nickname...sweet!


Think we'd get more than a buck if we auctioned me off for a date?

 

[feisty11975]

Awww I have a nickname...sweet!


Think we'd get more than a buck if we auctioned me off for a date?

Probably not. Easy things are going for about a quarter now days.

 

[habitualhealth]

Probably not. Easy things are going for about a quarter now days.

Good then, we'll start the Fiesty auction at 15 cents.

 

[feisty11975]

Good then, we'll start the Fiesty auction at 15 cents.

lol

I could at least get .20 don't you think?

 

[habitualhealth]

lol

I could at least get .20 don't you think?

That might be pushing it a bit.


Your ambition is admirable.

 

[feisty11975]

That might be pushing it a bit.


Your ambition is admirable.

well start at .20 and if that doesn't work then I guess well do .15

I feel sooo depressed now

 

[Scotsman]

well start at .20 and if that doesn't work then I guess well do .15

I feel sooo depressed now

I'll bid .50 for you and HH as a package deal.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[DannoMight]

Taken

 

[habitualhealth]

well start at .20 and if that doesn't work then I guess well do .15

I feel sooo depressed now

you're taken you hooker. stop trying to sell your goods for the low low.

 

[feisty11975]

I'll bid .50 for you and HH as a package deal.

Cheers,
Scotsman

we got a .50 can I get a .65??? hahaha

 

[beefcake28]

true story.


well, minus the "28"....and that'd just be real stalkerish.

Wow. That's like having my name on a billboard... I mean, it's about the same size. Thanks for the free advertising.

 

[habitualhealth]

Wow. That's like having my name on a billboard... I mean, it's about the same size. Thanks for the free advertising.

you should see it when i bend over...


B E E F C A K E

 

[chilidog0425]

i'd like to see it when you bend over. hellllllooooo!!!

you can pm pics.

 

[UA_Iron]

you should see it when i bend over...


B E E F C A K E

sit on my face, baby.

 

[gotmilk]

Think we'd get more than a buck if we auctioned me off for a date?

A Canadian dollar...maybe

 

[blueta2]

A Canadian dollar...maybe

ummm, our Candian dollar is up there ;-)

 

[Whiskey]

Single, but with friends. ;-)

Whiskey

 

[feisty11975]

Single, but with friends. ;-)

Whiskey

Do those friends come with benefits? hmmm

 

[habitualhealth]

update...





...still single.

 

[p0ink]

hh, you look a lot like Fran Drescher.

 

[youngguns]

update...





...still single.

Why update?

 

[healother]

Why update?

she's advertising herself to EF dudes in hope for some cawk.

 

[redguru]

you should see it when i bend over...


B E E F C A K E

Wouldn't it be

B E E F O C A K E?

 

[redguru]

hh, you look a lot like Fran Drescher.

And only slightly more annoying.

 

[habitualhealth]

hh, you look a lot like Fran Drescher.

i'm not sure how i feel about that.

 

[youngguns]

i'm not sure how i feel about that.

LOL, its cool your hot.

 

[Spartacus]

as you get older you realize more it takes an alpha female to satisfy you

 

[Spartacus]

my xgf is on her way over and we're going to do some xmas shopping
and I'm on my 3rd beer

 

[krishna]

Newly single it would seem. Oh well, probably better off that way anyway.

 

[Wulfgar]

Newly single it would seem. Oh well, probably better off that way anyway.

dude, your better off

 

[beefcake28]

dude, your better off

Agreed. Enjoy it.

 

[rubberneck]

we got a .50 can I get a .65??? hahaha

$1.05......... its christmas! LOL

 

[Dial_tone]

Not single but not really taken either.

 

[bw1]

taken

She must like puke

 

[bw1]

Well I am not married, so the word taken is "harsh". I am pleasantly unavailable.

 

[bw1]

you should see it when i bend over...


B E E F C A K E

I can see it from here

 

[bw1]

and taken

 

[Mickey36]

Taken... over and over again. ;-) Always room for more girls.

 

[gotmilk]

I'm taken...









a poop in about five minutes unless it starts to crown

 

[Mavafanculo]

she's advertising herself to EF dudes in hope for some cawk.

lol

tee hee

 

[Mavafanculo]

This isnt directed at anyone, just a general observation so everybody keep your panties on.

Imagine if there was a board where there were 3,000 cawk-starved chicks shot up full of extra estrogen, and there was only 15 or 20 regular male posters on that board, and you were one of them.

Now reverse that, and thats what it's like being a chick on EF lol.

I had the pleasure/torture of a former EF hottie showing me her PM box (which I'm SURE was already edited down lol). It was an amazing eye-opening experience to say the least.

step lively

 

[beefcake28]

This isnt directed at anyone, just a general observation so everybody keep your panties on.

Imagine if there was a board where there were 3,000 cawk-starved chicks shot up full of extra estrogen, and there was only 15 or 20 regular male posters on that board, and you were one of them.

Now reverse that, and thats what it's like being a chick on EF lol.

I had the pleasure/torture of a former EF hottie showing me her PM box (which I'm SURE was already edited down lol). It was an amazing eye-opening experience to say the least.

step lively

Testosterone, not estrogen, is what governs a womans sex drive. If they were "shot up full of estrogen", it would be like a mega-episode of "The View" on PMS. Nobody wants to see that...

 

[mountain muscle]

Testosterone, not estrogen, is what governs a womans sex drive. If they were "shot up full of estrogen", it would be like a mega-episode of "The View" on PMS. Nobody wants to see that...

That's a Colorado boy for you!

 

[Mavafanculo]

Testosterone, not estrogen, is what governs a womans sex drive. If they were "shot up full of estrogen", it would be like a mega-episode of "The View" on PMS. Nobody wants to see that...

(I know that buzzkill but mostly they dont. It's Postetic Licence. get it?)

 

[beefcake28]

(I know that buzzkill but mostly they dont. It Postetic Licence. get it?)

lmao. I got it. Technicalities can be a bitch, huh?

 

[habitualhealth]

Technicalities can be a bitch, huh?

so can frisky but we all tolerate her.

 

[beefcake28]

so can frisky but we all tolerate her.

I'm not touching that with a 20ft. pole...

 

[Mavafanculo]

lmao. I got it. Technicalities can be a bitch, huh?

Comedy is hell bro.

 

[Frisky]

so can frisky but we all tolerate her.

because I'm cute and cuddly and loveable... oh and I have my winter fat, which makes me squishy.

 

[feisty11975]

because I'm cute and cuddly and loveable... oh and I have my winter fat, which makes me squishy.

 

[biteme]

Unfortunate for all you unlucky ladies, but I'm taken. 100% taken.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

single I guess. But still married.

 

[solidspine]

Married, but wishing I was single, ask me in a day, and It will change again.

 

[swolenole]

Taken...with along line waiting allready..so I'm not even reviewing aplications at this time.

 

[beefcake28]

Single, by choice. I'm dating a bunch of women, but not exclusive with anyone...

 

[jh1]

single I guess. But still married.

...

 

[mountain muscle]

Single and dating work still.

 

[habitualhealth]

still single. thanks for bumping this thread losers.

 

[CO B-man]

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<----------- CO B-man = Big Single Loser, too!

 

[CASS]

Just kinda wondering whos single and whos taken.

taken for now, but may be single soon

 

[ksharp01]

I need to change my vote

 

[foxxie]

not available

 

[Whiskey]

Ladies... I am still single, but you may want to hurry up an hop on this luv wagon, I may not be for too long. ;-)

Whiskey

 

[rudeboyja]

single life is GREAT...!!

 

[gonelifting]

Married to my roommate.

So I guess "taken". Hmmm...


Yes, it's legal in NJ.