Who Is Elite's Biggest Post Whore?????

[skaman607]

i guess its a good idea

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

well then, what is the big thing that holds them all called?

95 percent of the universe that’s not matter like we see around us is matter that can’t be seen at all! Matter of a type that still mystifies astronomers and cosmologists!

The 95 percent of the universe’s mass that’s not ordinary matter is a stew of curious ingredients, all of it dubbed "dark" because astronomers can’t yet see it!

Most of the remaining 62 percent of the universe is apparently an even more puzzling type of matter known as dark energy! Like the two types of dark matter, dark energy can’t be seen or touched and is known only by its gravitational pull! But unlike dark matter, which is thought to appear haphazardly throughout the universe, dark energy is believed to be uniformly distributed and is thought to be responsible for our universe’s accelerating growth!

However I believe dark energy is just invisible Duck Tape that holds them all together!

 

[skaman607]

doo do doo doo doo doo

 

[jnuts]

He would probably answer with a growl. That is his standard response these days. Heavy growling.

 

[skaman607]

he must be fierce

 

[jnuts]

damn...just blew past 500 like it wasn't even there

 

[jnuts]

he must be fierce

Pure brut. A gladiator trapped in a 2 yo body

 

[skaman607]

next stop, who knows?

 

[jnuts]

Let's see only took 3 days to get to 510...

 

[jnuts]

Well over a thousand by this weekend

 

[MrMakaveli]

Easily, no stopping the post whores hah.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

15 MINUTES!

 

[jnuts]

I have no idea what got me started on this downward spiral

 

[MrMakaveli]

I think I've payed more attention to posting in this thread than talking to my girl in the last few days..oh well, who needs her

 

[jnuts]

you will need her this weekend...

 

[MrMakaveli]

Baby if you happen to read that..Im only kidding.

15 eh? Here we go.

 

[jnuts]

My wife is going to night school for massage, so I have a lot of free time at night

 

[MrMakaveli]

Im dating a girl in HS when Im in college..I wont see her for a few weeks.....talk about tempting

 

[skaman607]

that's over 100 posts per day

 

[jnuts]

Kids in bed at 7:00 - 7:30

 

[skaman607]

man am I ever sore

 

[MrMakaveli]

night school for massage? You lucky bastard.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

KABOOM! KABOOM! IS NEAR!

 

[jnuts]

That is a lot of posts.

 

[skaman607]

night school for massage? You lucky bastard.

que?

 

[MrMakaveli]

All I can think about is Jackie Chan singing "War" in Rush Hour...

 

[distanced]

uber?

 

[skaman607]

KABOOM! KABOOM! IS NEAR!

the end of kaboom kaboom is also near, I give it 96 hours

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

TEN MINUTES!

 

[jnuts]

Yep, she's doing the massage school thing, but it's costing me some major $$.....

She'll be finished in June. Just bought a massage table off of Ebay for her.

Now it's time for her to give me some payback

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL?

 

[skaman607]

I could use a massage of my quads

 

[jnuts]

For the opening night of Enduring Freedom, I was watching CNN and my watch. I knew the timing of everything. They were on TV within minutes of the first weapon impact.

 

[skaman607]

that must be nice

 

[jnuts]

I haven't seen rush hour yet - is it good?

 

[skaman607]

all the punks were wearing no war with iraq shirts today, I just laughed at them

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL?

I GO THE BATHROOM! DAM PROTEIN SHAKE HERSEY SQUIRTS!

 

[MrMakaveli]

yep great movie, funny as hell.

 

[skaman607]

I must give it a thuumbs up

 

[skaman607]

woohoo! no school for me tomorrow!

 

[MrMakaveli]

haha why no school?

 

[skaman607]

Field trip

 

[jnuts]

damn...almost up to five fifty

 

[skaman607]

birdwatching

 

[MrMakaveli]

Ahhhhhhh, very nice. I may have to take a field trip of my own for a few hours on the beach. Class? Who needs class.

 

[jnuts]

how's the beach these days?

 

[skaman607]

this is a legitimate school sponsored field trip

 

[distanced]

if you donkey punch a mongaloid in the woods and no one sees you, do you still win a pop tart?

 

[MrMakaveli]

Still a little cold but its nice to be on it without goddamn tourists.

 

[MrMakaveli]

No....2

 

[skaman607]

only if you're in Indianna

 

[jnuts]

That's a curious visual....

 

[jnuts]

five fifty is now history

 

[skaman607]

so is 555

 

[skaman607]

28 more posts

 

[MrMakaveli]

Floor meeting for a bit, keep this going.

 

[skaman607]

Oh boy, birdwatching on the Delaware shore

 

[MrMakaveli]

Couldnt leave without whoring once more.

 

[jnuts]

what floor is this?

 

[jnuts]

Okay, have to put the kids to bed now... be back in a little bit

 

[jnuts]

damn... I think we might hit 600 tonight

 

[MrMakaveli]

Looks like it, its really flying 2nite.

 

[skaman607]

yep

 

[MrMakaveli]

So where is your fieldtrip ska?

 

[Mad4Iron]

Def.

Mad

 

[MrMakaveli]

Anybody know when the new godsmack comes out? Im so sick of litening to Awake over and over.

 

[jnuts]

no idea

 

[skaman607]

So where is your fieldtrip ska?

birdawtching on the Delaware shore

 

[MrMakaveli]

nice nice

 

[MrMakaveli]

waking this thread up.

 

[skaman607]

More

 

[MrMakaveli]

How old do you think this girl is?

 

[jnuts]

How old do you think this girl is?

If you have to ask, you are hosed....

 

[MrMakaveli]

http://pittance.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/

Stole it off a thread down the page....

 

[MrMakaveli]

hehehehe guess so.

 

[jnuts]

How old do you think she is?

 

[Mad4Iron]

Who cares?

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Who cares?

Mad

Good point

 

[jnuts]

closing in on 600.......

 

[MrMakaveli]

Jesus Christ, thats horrible

 

[jnuts]

at least once a day... that needs to be posted in the thread. It's a shocker....

 

[jnuts]

damn... that bonasses thing is chock full of good looking young ones...

 

[Mad4Iron]

Good point

How is sis BTW? Tell her I want my rubics cube and the rubber sheets and my gerbils back.

Mad

 

[MrMakaveli]

Yep.

I think Im in love with 1, 4, or 78 (amazing eyes)

 

[jnuts]

How is sis BTW?

Doing fine. Today she's growing a third arm on the side of her neck.

 

[Mad4Iron]

Must be a bitch buying clothes.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

people take pity upon her

 

[MrMakaveli]

12 to 600

 

[jnuts]

SUBJECT CHANGE

 

[FISHTALES]

fish heads fish heads rolly polly fish heads...

 

[jnuts]

What's your favorite kind of cheese and how often do you eat it?

 

[MrMakaveli]

American, every few hours since its all thats in my fridge, lol.

 

[MrMakaveli]

"Cheeeese Pleeeeeeease" Pulls pants up to shoulders.

 

[jnuts]

Mozzerella or Chedder, way too often

 

[Mad4Iron]

Mozzerell,sp. I eat a pound every coupla days.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Good... I'm not the only cheese freak around here...

 

[FISHTALES]

macaroni & cheese!

 

[MrMakaveli]

fuck now Im hungry and out of cheese...down to store be back.

 

[MrMakaveli]

600 and onward.

 

[jnuts]

macaroni & cheese!

My kids love that stuff!!

So do I, but I'm cutting carbs so it has to stay away