Who Is Elite's Biggest Post Whore?????

[jnuts]

A dubious honor...

Somebody else can have 350 or 400

 

[distanced]

I am the captain of this ship!

Where are my women?

 

[jnuts]

I am the captain of this ship!

Where are my women?

 

[Mad4Iron]

There's a "Cabana boy" that more than willing to go down on more than just the ship Capt'n.

Mad

 

[distanced]

I prefer ones that shave their armpits

 

[Mad4Iron]

Of course,Your no Brute

Mad

 

[jnuts]

I prefer ones that shave their armpits

she does.....

 

[distanced]

please God, no

 

[Mad4Iron]

Holy shit man!! That pic is better than Saltpeter.

Thanks,maybe I'll sleep tonight

Mad

 

[jnuts]

please God, more

ok....

 

[Mad4Iron]

Your truly fucked man putting up family pics on a public forum

Sorry,couldn't resist Bro.

Mad

 

[skaman607]

seriously where are you from, west virginia?

 

[jnuts]

not from WV, but am living in Alabama right now. Grew up north of the Mason Dixon line, but have lived in the south for a bit.

 

[Vulgar_Display_Of_Power]

Holy crap-ONLY 300 some posts!!

We havent been doing very good today

 

[jnuts]

Your truly fucked man putting up family pics on a public forum

Your just saying that cause you want some action off my sister. That picture of her got you going........

 

[Mad4Iron]

So what's her story?

Got a full body pic?

Mad

 

[skaman607]

Hey, take this to between the sheets

 

[Mad4Iron]

Ya wanna come,she probably wouldn't mind?

God this is sick

Mad

 

[distanced]

damn sexy !!

 

[jnuts]

Got a full body pic?

Are you SURE you want me to try and dig up a pic?

The internet is a biiiiig place with lots of pictures....

 

[Mad4Iron]

I think my "Fragile little mind" could handle it

Mad

 

[distanced]

I'm on the phone

 

[Mad4Iron]

I'm not

Mad

 

[jnuts]

I was

 

[skaman607]

damn sexy !!

damn straight !!

 

[distanced]

I'm off the phone now

 

[distanced]

my back itches

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

24 hours to go untill!

KABOOM!

 

[distanced]

Blast that ass

 

[Mad4Iron]

I gotta stick pins in my Voodoo ass.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Just finished putting the kids to bed

 

[jnuts]

Set the goal for 350 tonight...

 

[Mad4Iron]

I just farted.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Can't smell it over here

 

[jnuts]

My dog farts, sometimes...

 

[Mad4Iron]

I have a English Bulldog,Fucker is incredible Bletches,farts and snores.Like a mini me I'd say

Mad

 

[FISHTALES]

(post #339)

 

[jnuts]

I have a cat. Don't think the cat farts. The cat is wierd and jumps on the dog, but it's digestive system is normal

 

[jnuts]

I should be studying for a test right now

 

[Mad4Iron]

I'm talking to a 20yr old that was in a Girl's gone wild video.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Pictures?

 

[jnuts]

those pics should be MUCH better than the ones I posted earlier

 

[FISHTALES]

I'm fu..ing a 20yr old that was in a Girl's gone wild video.

Mad [/QUOTE

this is how the post should read.

 

[jnuts]

And we'd still want to see the pics....

 

[Mad4Iron]

I wish bud,Kid is mad cool.I'd love to hook up but I'm too old she says.

Still talk everynight though.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

How old is too old?

 

[FISHTALES]

tell her all the stuff she wants to here and youll be in it soon enough, i hope.

 

[Mad4Iron]

I'm a fossil,37.

Kills me cause it didn't seem to bother a 17yr old

Mad

 

[FISHTALES]

31 here, not to far behind.

 

[jnuts]

I turn 36 next month. Yep, that would be too old.

 

[MrMakaveli]

This thread just got interesting....37, 20, eh hit it.

 

[jnuts]

hey...ya blink and we blaze past the 350 mark on posts....

 

[FISHTALES]

you said blaze.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Anybody blazin up chronic 2nite?

 

[jnuts]

What chronic?

 

[jnuts]

I just had a protein shake for a snack. Yummy.

 

[TerraNoble]

I am gonna loock up this futile thread....

 

[Sinistar]

no doubt about it, im the biggest whore on elite. even bigger than the ladies.

 

[skaman607]

I'm 15 do you think she'd hit me?

 

[jnuts]

We can use help... get to 400 tonight?

 

[Mad4Iron]

I'm 15 do you think she'd hit me?

Dude,She'd kick your ass.

Mad

 

[skaman607]

Hey jnuts, post up those numbers again

 

[MrMakaveli]

That shouldnt be too hard, I wouldnt think

 

[MrMakaveli]

15 damn homie, Im 18, I wish I was 15 again, those fucking high-school freshman make some of these girls here look like shit...wait..technically..Im still a "freshman" muahaha.

 

[jnuts]

Looks like the search feature is broken right now.... That's the only way I know to get numbers

 

[Mad4Iron]

Then COUNT professor

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Maybe some of the younger and more energetic folks can do the counting

 

[MrMakaveli]

wait...do I WANT to be a post whore?

 

[MrMakaveli]

Oh thats right....yeah

 

[jnuts]

why not?

 

[MrMakaveli]

Damn good point hehe

 

[jnuts]

Or we could be patient and wait for the search feature to start working again

 

[jnuts]

Not sure how long that is going to take though. Probably not until tomorrow as they work on the new servers..

 

[jnuts]

good night

 

[argent]

Yo yo yo

 

[argent]

There once was a man named fred

 

[argent]

Who went out and bought a new bed

 

[argent]

He was robbed of his money

 

[argent]

Which isn't very funny

 

[argent]

From which he ended up dead

 

[argent]

Thats 2 limericks today. I'm on a roll

 

[strangebrew]

wtf it wont let me upload images in my gallery anymore

 

[jnuts]

Good morning. Up early to study for a test

 

[jnuts]

Current stats for the thread:

jnuts 121
skaman607 48
distanced 44
argent 30
MrMakaveli 26
Mad4Iron 21
FISHTALES 19
Lift Chief 18
Vulgar_Display_Of_Power 12
hardrock 12
strangebrew 8
TerraNoble 7
OXANDRIN 2
HANSEL 2
rjl296 2
Daisy_Girl 1
Golfer18 1
Dial_tone 1
gymrat 1
OreoPL 1
jwill3:16 1
zapper 1
Whiskey 1
Sinistar 1
Darktooth 1
IhateOsama 1
AustinTX 1
DcupSheepNipples 1

 

[jnuts]

0430 in the morning here....exciting studying this time of the day

 

[jnuts]

I really don't want to take this test

 

[distanced]

I have the next 5 days off.
I'll be leaving for a while, but only to have my 'good time'.
wish me safe condoms!

 

[jnuts]

Who will carry on the quest?

 

[distanced]

even over seas, I will still strive to find the nearest internet cafe to make sure the quest continues!

 

[distanced]

things went really bad.
please check for my other thread

 

[distanced]

do I still wear the biggest shoes here?

 

[Mad4Iron]

I guess.

Mad

 

[argent]

Oh baby

 

[argent]

It's morning again

 

[argent]

Lets get the numbers up

 

[argent]

 

[argent]

 

[argent]

 

[argent]

thats 400

 

[argent]

I'm just going through the smilies