Who Is Elite's Biggest Post Whore?????

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yeah, i wanna practice. practice makes perfect, lol.

 

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convenience store pussy is hot

 

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oh the test glasses, they all start looking good,that can get scary

yeah, no shit. i saw this hot tree earlier today. i had to restrain myself from making a scene.

 

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convenience store pussy is hot

lol, so true.

 

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i would like bend one over the lottery machine and fuck her in the ass while playing my numbers.

 

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the poor thing was all alone in there. i just wanted to give her a little company for a while. that's all.

 

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i would like bend one over the lottery machine and fuck her in the ass while playing my numbers.

hell yeah, i'd get head while selecting a loaf of bread. gotta shop cheap, you know.

 

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the poor thing was all alone in there. i just wanted to give her a little company for a while. that's all.

you mean you wanted to fuck her.

you didnt really want to sit there and visit did you.



experss yourself young Jedi.

 

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hell yeah, i'd get head while selecting a loaf of bread. gotta shop cheap, you know.

thats the spirt

 

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yes, i wanted to fuck her raw, master Yoda.

 

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titty fuck

 

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yes, i wanted to fuck her raw, master Yoda.

ok now you have my respect!!!!!!!


and your a great post whore too!!!!!!

 

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69

 

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ok now you have my respect!!!!!!!


and your a great post whore too!!!!!!

<bowing> Many thanks, grand master.

 

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69

 

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Arabian goggles

 

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posting is good cardio

 

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tea bag

 

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ice tea

 

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posting is good cardio

so is fucking convenient store bitches in the ass.

 

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so is fucking convenient store bitches in the ass.

thats the BEST cardio

 

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Boston cooler

 

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i'll be back later. had fun

 

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cunnilingus

 

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aight, peace out

 

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sloppy pussy

 

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dont stop post!!!!!

 

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steve o

 

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so is fucking convenient store bitches in the ass.

In my town there arent any hot ones, but Id still nail em anyway I guess.

 

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10239

 

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10240

 

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there all pink inside

 

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Today....
I ate a Box of Capn Crunch. Ill never ever get sick of it. It is....so good.

 

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ahhh, that was refreshing

 

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nothing like beating off right before bed

 

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i ate a 1/2 box of strawberry honeycombs

 

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now i am prepared for a long and peaceful rest...<yawn>

 

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food like that is good to have around for when you smoke, lol

 

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poptarts

 

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wish i could sleep

 

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wish i could sleep

whatever happened with your eye the other day?

 

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kfc

 

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nothing like beating off right before bed

You said it mister

 

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pizza hut

 

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taco bell

 

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I had a huge burger and fries from this Jewish Geli today also, Oh, so good.

 

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i have a ulcer on my cornia. caused by my contact.no big deal some drops for a week and its fine cept it hurts a little

 

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i have to wear glasses.............sucks

 

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that sucks. i had this huge episode with my contacts this morning. basically i was all out of lense solution so my lenses were all crusty and kept getting fucked up. it was awful

 

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maybe the glasses will trick people into thinking you're smart, lol

 

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it sucks when you run out of solution it gets crusty

 

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noisy fart

 

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a slapper?

 

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a wicked slapper

 

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"wicked pisser", if you're from Boston

 

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i have a ulcer on my cornia. caused by my contact.no big deal some drops for a week and its fine cept it hurts a little

WOW, My mother and I have an ulcerated Cornea. I know how that feels! So fuckin irritating sometimes.

I have heard that cornea transplants are the most common transplant.

 

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las vegas

 

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my grandma had a detached retina

 

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How did that happen?

 

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doc said its cool cause i caught it on the first day

 

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las vegas

sweet, my favorite source is from there, lol

 

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I'm going to bed, kids. Don't stay up all night.

 

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sweet, my favorite source is from there, lol

lol, never grabbed anything here

 

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slob out

 

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night bro

 

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good night

 

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posting is good cardo

 

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Dont cry , Ill hold you.

 

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#1whore

 

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You sure are.

So, how was Jackass?

 

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10283

 

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wow

 

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legal tender

 

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18

 

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jackass was great i'm watching steve o vol 2 right now

 

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they didnt have vol 1. i'll buy it somewhere else

 

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there stuffing pubic hair in their bong

 

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i like this shit

 

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8 ball

 

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cloths

 

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there stuffing pubic hair in their bong

They pulled a bongrip of Pubes!!!
LOL, dont tell me anymore, I want to see this.

 

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jackass is a little better

 

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i got to watch steve o vol1 now

 

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fuck renting buy'em

 

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snooter

 

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oh christ the last scene in vol 2 was the best yet!!!!!!!!!

 

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i cant believe what i just watched

 

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fuck that was great

 

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but it wasnt pretty

 

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i dont even think its legal to show that kind of "shit"

 

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2860 i should get to 3000 posts tomarrow

 

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hehe, I cant wait to see it.

Hey BM, do me a fav?
Look at my split and tell me if this is good for someone natural.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=230563