WHo got laid today ?

[theoak01]

fuck no,twice saturday but nothing for like a week,my girl is on her rag,Im pisssed

 

[muscle_geek]

I got laid this morning. It turned into an embarassing moment. I took care of my business this morning. Then after a couple of cups of coffee I took my normal 10:OO AM piss. There is a guy in the urinal next to me and I start pissing sideways against the urinal wall and piss is dripping on the floor from the urinal wall. I just did a "woops" and laughed it off. The fellow next to me wasn't amused.

 

[strider364]

Many moons have passed since I last mated.

 

[Millie]

I just did a "woops" and laughed it off. The fellow next to me wasn't amused.

lol

 

[AAP]

2 more days to go.

 

[notoriousQQ]

congrats dude.

If congratulated myself everytime I got laid my arm would fall off from slapping myself on the back and my life would always feel like a parade.

Today I haven't gotten laid yet though, no morning sex before work. I have however noticed a swelling in my pants though that indicates some major pressure needs to be released later into my gf's vagina or mouth.

 

[sigweed]

was it by that chick you posted pics of where her boobs shrank 4 sizes?

and no, my girl lives an hour away but we're both really busy so i hardly ever see her anymore cause of summer jobs

 

[notoriousQQ]

boobs shrinking? whatchyou talking about willis?

was it by that chick you posted pics of where her boobs shrank 4 sizes?

and no, my girl lives an hour away but we're both really busy so i hardly ever see her anymore cause of summer jobs

 

[bigAragorn]

my gf is on her rag so i wacked off and splurged on her chest ( she doesnt like to feel left out ).

 

[casavant]

I'm going to fucking explode if I don't get laid pretty soon. I don't see it happening though.