whitty comebacks when chicks pass you and call you sexy

[Spartacus]

the WERD is out

 

[onebigab]

Who's yo Daddy?

 

[Robert Jan]

"then how come you passed by me? Come back"

 

[The Shadow]

um.....thank you.



How do you klike your eggs for bereakfast?

 

[The Shadow]

^^^BUT...she'd say "Unfertilized."

LMAO

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I wish I had some game.

 

[Tiervexx]

When ever a girl complements me I like to give a big enthusiastic "I know! I'm gorgous!"

 

[AAP]

"I know I am, but what are you?"


"They are bedroom eyes. Wanna see the bedroom too?"

"Bitch stop cruising me. You can't date up to my league."

 

[gymrat]

Yell "stop stairing at me!!!"

then run off screaming.

 

[Apexx]

I get compliments on my eyes a lot. My head is shaved and I have really bright green eyes so that is usually the first thing that people notice.
I just say thanks, ask her what her name is and then introduce myself using my 1st and last name. Nobody ever does that and it shows a ton of self confidence.
Then just be yourself. If you try to force out a witty line, it's probably gonna come off as cheesey. just my 0.02