whitty comebacks when chicks pass you and call you sexy

[Elite_Fry]

I have nice eyes and youd be suprised how many random chicks pass me and say something like you got sexy eyes etc.
whats a whitty comeback i can use when some random chick says something like that?

 

[theoak01]

thanks

 

[string_bean00]

Just say to that bitch, "I'd hit your ass".

 

[H_T_]

"How you doin'?"

 

[jaded]

Just say to that bitch, "I'd hit your ass".

LOL.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

"you're fat!!!"

 

[UA_Iron]

that means they want you to do them
ask them politely if they'd like to go to the nearest public restroom and bump uglies.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'm kinda curious also, now....

 

[dugie65]

Tell them

'thanks they're glass eyes'

 

[jerkbox]

ask em what they would like for breakfast tomorow.....then whip out your cock

 

[H_T_]

give `em any cheesy ass line from "night at the roxbury". Or, this won't get you play but would be funny, act like you are retarded or have a hair-lip.

 

[DIVISION]

I have nice eyes and youd be suprised how many random chicks pass me and say something like you got sexy eyes etc.
whats a whitty comeback i can use when some random chick says something like that?

be yourself, nugga.....

Do what you do.

Women love a man who is comfortable in his own skin....

Do what comes natural...

Be the biggest fry in a world full of grease....




DIV

 

[jackangel]

Be the biggest fry in a world full of grease....

lol pure nugga-gold

 

[DIVISION]

lol pure nugga-gold

^^^I knew you'd find humor in that shit......




DIV

 

[ceo]

depends on how drunk they are

 

[awittyusername]

My eyes are the ONLY reason I got laid at all when I was young. (I wasn't popular, in shape, and I was broke)lol

My eyes are very bright and have a wierd bluish color to them. I always had girls coming up to and say " I love your eyes. Do you have contacts? I cautiously look around (with a little evil smirk) say "Yes, I know a few people."
Sometimes the girl doesn't get it. but, usually someone laughs. So, its an ice breaker.

I know not all ask if you have contacts, so if she just says "You have sexy eyes." Say "I have contacts" hopefully she says "You do?" Then hit her with the "Yes, I know some people"

I hope this helps you out flexygel

 

[from zero]

I hope this helps you out flexygel

lol hahahahaha

 

[Spartacus]

My eyes are the ONLY reason I got laid at all when I was young. (I wasn't popular, in shape, and I was broke)lol

My eyes are very bright and have a wierd bluish color to them. I always had girls coming up to and say " I love your eyes. Do you have contacts? I cautiously look around (with a little evil smirk) say "Yes, I know a few people."
Sometimes the girl doesn't get it. but, usually someone laughs. So, its an ice breaker.

I know not all ask if you have contacts, so if she just says "You have sexy eyes." Say "I have contacts" hopefully she says "You do?" Then hit her with the "Yes, I know some people"

I hope this helps you out flexygel

that's good
and I can understand how a few wouldn't get it

 

[Patrick Steele]

My eyes are the ONLY reason I got laid at all when I was young. (I wasn't popular, in shape, and I was broke)lol

I got laid because of my dick size and confident attitude.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

if shes walking past quickly and says it, saying something like "well why dont you stop and have a chat for a minute, then?" with a smile. if shes already stopped, thanks with a smile then normal convo is a way to go imo

 

[Spartacus]

the WERD is out

 

[onebigab]

Who's yo Daddy?

 

[Robert Jan]

"then how come you passed by me? Come back"

 

[The Shadow]

um.....thank you.



How do you klike your eggs for bereakfast?

 

[The Shadow]

^^^BUT...she'd say "Unfertilized."

LMAO

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I wish I had some game.

 

[Tiervexx]

When ever a girl complements me I like to give a big enthusiastic "I know! I'm gorgous!"

 

[AAP]

"I know I am, but what are you?"


"They are bedroom eyes. Wanna see the bedroom too?"

"Bitch stop cruising me. You can't date up to my league."

 

[gymrat]

Yell "stop stairing at me!!!"

then run off screaming.

 

[Apexx]

I get compliments on my eyes a lot. My head is shaved and I have really bright green eyes so that is usually the first thing that people notice.
I just say thanks, ask her what her name is and then introduce myself using my 1st and last name. Nobody ever does that and it shows a ton of self confidence.
Then just be yourself. If you try to force out a witty line, it's probably gonna come off as cheesey. just my 0.02

 

[Tiervexx]

... introduce myself using my 1st and last name. Nobody ever does that and it shows a ton of self confidence.

You know, I've never thought about it like that but it really does.

 

[DIVISION]

I hope this helps you out flexygel

foxygel?

That's who you mean, right.




DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

foxygel?

That's who you mean, right.




DIV

fxygel

 

[DIVISION]

fxygel

fxygel turned in to foxygel which turned in to flexygel.........




DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

fxygel turned in to foxygel which turned in to flexygel.........




DIV

yeah, his username mutated into different variations....

 

[DIVISION]

yeah, his username mutated into different variations....

One man............so many issues........

I pray he's in a better place.




DIV

 

[canadianhitman]

"They are bedroom eyes. Wanna see the bedroom too?"

We have a winner...

 

[ceo]

"Makes you just wanna kiss me doesnt it?"