When you cum in a dream, do you cum in real life?

[Sub-Zero]

Re: Re: Re: When you cum in a dream, do you cum in real life?

Well, I cum in dreams all the time, I doubt I release every time. Wet dreams are only for people who haven't released in a couple weeks.

sometimes when i cum in a dream i cum in real life, other times i dont.


its quite interesting, when i know its a dream and i do it anyway cause i know there are no consequences, and as i am waking up i bet myself whether or not i have to throw out another pair of undies so my mom doesnt find out

 

[Sub-Zero]

every fucking time i have a wet dream, in the dream i feel like i'm about to piss myself and i'm like wtf

then i usually wake up when i bust thinking i just peed myself, but then i realize what happened

happens every time

yeah, i try and hold it in and im like nooo dont release youll piss urself and then i wake up just in time to catch it and im like doh, and cant hold it and its too late

 

[flex123]

everytime I cum in a dream I wake up and have cam in my sleep. It's a wet dream.

If you're not getting laid enough or jerking off enough you might get a full house of sperm and your body will release itself in your sleep.

If you keep up with releiving yourself, you'll avoid having wet dreams.

 

[argent]

just check your drawers

 

[Moderate_THIS]

just check your drawers

When semen dries, it turns yellow, so we're back to the whole piss/cum paradox

 

[tiger88]

I remember the first time I came (and no, it wasn't with my uncle wrestling, that was only him) and it was a droplet, don't worry bro.

the first time cumming IS AWSOME


i was rubbing lotion and dick and it felt so fucking good like hella good


so i rubbed shit my dick too so hard so big


i was in 6th grade


i fucking busted so damn much i didnt know what happend

i thought i pissed all over my self


then i felt it


gooy and sticky
so i smelled it
smelled salty and it had a tint of yellow in it


then i wiped it up and went to sleep


when i was little 6th 7th grade i only beat it on weekends



i just saved it for saturday night after watching TGIF

 

[Sub-Zero]

the first time cumming IS AWSOME


i was rubbing lotion and dick and it felt so fucking good like hella good


so i rubbed shit my dick too so hard so big


i was in 6th grade


i fucking busted so damn much i didnt know what happend

i thought i pissed all over my self


then i felt it


gooy and sticky
so i smelled it
smelled salty and it had a tint of yellow in it


then i wiped it up and went to sleep


when i was little 6th 7th grade i only beat it on weekends



i just saved it for saturday night after watching TGIF

yeah, kids at school were talking about jerking off and i was like, why cant i do it if they can, so i locked myself in the bathroom with some lotion, and stroked untill i couldnt take it anymore, and then what i describe a rooster barfing happened....

then i just held onto my dick and looked in the mirror wide mouthed and smiled an di was like -YES TODAY I AM A MAN!

 

[argent]

When semen dries, it turns yellow, so we're back to the whole piss/cum paradox

Smell it. You can't confuse them. Plus cum when dried has a certain crust-factor which piss does not.

 

[tiger88]

yeah, kids at school were talking about jerking off and i was like, why cant i do it if they can, so i locked myself in the bathroom with some lotion, and stroked untill i couldnt take it anymore, and then what i describe a rooster barfing happened....

then i just held onto my dick and looked in the mirror wide mouthed and smiled an di was like -YES TODAY I AM A MAN!

i passed out from jacking my dick once

post from like july
yea well not so un common well mayeb.....anyways i got some action, well only to second base so i didnt cum and after she left, i pulled it out and beat off my shit so good i also got lite headed and fell asleep/passed out naked right on the floor.......it was nuts....and it was only 5 p.m. and i wasnt tired



u ever get nut your face?


that sucks when that happends
dont jerk it in recliner with cock aiming at u


also i was crepto and never told ppl i bet it till high school


tabo around jerking it when u little i guess

 

[Moderate_THIS]

see my Pat Benetar thread bro