When looking at porn no longer moves you.....

[FISHTALES]

I think looking at porn has distorted my view of what I want in a girl

 

[bran987]

Savings: substantial credit card debt

Outlook on the future: mushroom clouds

 

[Testosterone boy]

I think looking at porn has distorted my view of what I want in a girl

So you would like deep throat?

 

[bran987]

So you would like deep throat?

I heard a girl say that she started practicing sticking her toothbrush down her throat a little further than usual for like 2 weeks, and she worked her gag reflex down to almost nothing

said she was able to deep throat her boyfriend like the movies he watches.

but then she got drunk and was trying to gag her self and make herself throw up so she would feel better, but her gag reflex was gone so she couldn't.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I heard a girl say that she started practicing sticking her toothbrush down her throat a little further than usual for like 2 weeks, and she worked her gag reflex down to almost nothing

said she was able to deep throat her boyfriend like the movies he watches.

but then she got drunk and was trying to gag her self and make herself throw up so she would feel better, but her gag reflex was gone so she couldn't.

at least she can deep throat.

 

[bran987]

at least she can deep throat.

amen.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I heard a girl say that she started practicing sticking her toothbrush down her throat a little further than usual for like 2 weeks, and she worked her gag reflex down to almost nothing

said she was able to deep throat her boyfriend like the movies he watches.

but then she got drunk and was trying to gag her self and make herself throw up so she would feel better, but her gag reflex was gone so she couldn't.

I have a gag reflex like a mofo.

Good thing I ain't gay.

I ain't het either though.

I ain't nothing these days.

 

[Spartacus]

Bro, look at my stats:

Height: too tall

Weight: not enough

Age: too old

Income: not enough

Car: was cool then got hammered by hail

penis: 2 cm

I.Q.: less than 90

Wanted: by the FBI

Religion: not very

Savings: substantial credit card debt

Outlook on the future: mushroom clouds

Friends: dog mostly

Skills: nothing real valuable

Future: will never be wealthy

Health: failing vision and heart

Organizational skills: say what?

Favorite Teams: Broncos have not won a playoff since Elway

Education: I forgot

Politics: looking for a new party, any party but this party

Computer skills: dumb ass, was OK at Photoshop but some hacker disabled that even with a re-installation

Enemies: plenty it would seem. slashed tires, robberies, threats, defamation, web site deletion and other trickery

Freedom: none....not one drop. Tried to hire a private investigator who then said he would turn me in for being "suspcious"

Interests: moving to another safer, less frenetic and less violent and hateful society.


There is a start.

"its like a jungle sometimes,makes me wonder how I keep from going unda"
Grand Master Flash circa '84

 

[wootoom]

just keep thinking of girls not guys LOL

 

[MAX 300]

"Don't push me, 'cause I'm close to the edge..."