Well obviously I put myself in the "will never quit" category... but seriously (yeah right
) haven't you guys heard the story of the two bodybuilders who wanted to know if there is bodybuilding in heaven...?
No, you have NOT?!?!?
Ok, here it goes...
There were these two bodybuilders who were both getting on in years, still pumping hard and looking good but both started feeling their age with the times... they were wondering if there was bodybuilding and bodybuilding competitions in heaven. They started talking about it a lot wondering if they could keep on training and competing (both of them loved to be on stage) after their life in this world had ended...
Eventually they made a pact with each other. The pact was that whoever of them would pass away first would come back once and tell the other whether or not their was bodybuilding in heaven.
A month after they made their pact one of them suddenly passed away...
The other remained and wondered if his friend would keep his promise and come back to tell him.
A month later his friend appeared to him as a ghost after a really hard gym session...
Happy to see that his friend coming back to keep their pact the still living bodybuilder asked him: "Well, what is it like, do they have bodybuilding in heaven?" His friend said: "I have good news and bad news for you. Here goes the good news first: YES, they do have bodybuilding in heaven, training and competing is fantastic there. Now the bad news: You're lined up to compete for the Mr Celestial the day after tomorrow."
Ok, that was it, this should answer any outstanding questions.
hardgainer (tryhard funny guy)