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when did you have sex last?

SoKlueles

I love Mava
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my last sexual encounter was 5 minutes ago
when was yours?
 
my wifes havin her period. Its been at least 5 days. And its BULLSHIT :worried:
 
Yeah klu did you have sex with your keyboard 5 min ago?

It has been about 4 days for me. My fault though, my wife was in the mood to sex me up the last two nights in a row and I pissed her off right before bedtime and ruined the mood.
 
with my rodent and it was last night
yay
and u should know better than tick her off when ur trying to get some sex
 
Longhorn85 said:
I know, I just couldn't stop running my mouth. I'll be real good tonight :)
good boy
offer to take a nice relaxing shower with her
and be sweet and stuff
even AFTER the deed
too many guys are nonchalant after they get finished
i love it when my man is very attentive even after :p
 
SoKlueles said:
good boy
offer to take a nice relaxing shower with her
and be sweet and stuff
even AFTER the deed
too many guys are nonchalant after they get finished
i love it when my man is very attentive even after :p


That's a lot of work for some nookie
 
SoKlueles said:
good boy
offer to take a nice relaxing shower with her
and be sweet and stuff
even AFTER the deed
too many guys are nonchalant after they get finished
i love it when my man is very attentive even after :p


I hear ya... but that stuff just isnt how im wired. When im done... im DONE. The last thing I even want to think about is sex. I just want to be left ALONE. Dont lay on me... im hot as fuck right now. Dont ask me to get up and do somethin, did you not just see how much work i just put in on your ass?... look at the sweat rollin off my forehead and listen to how hard im breathin woman!

I know that sounds "selfish" or whatever, but i think thats how most guys are wired. Emotionally theres just a huge detachment after the deed is done.

Boy i hope I dont get crucified for this one... *ducks*

:worried:
 
immortalis said:
I hear ya... but that stuff just isnt how im wired. When im done... im DONE. The last thing I even want to think about is sex. I just want to be left ALONE. Dont lay on me... im hot as fuck right now. Dont ask me to get up and do somethin, did you not just see how much work i just put in on your ass?... look at the sweat rollin off my forehead and listen to how hard im breathin woman!

I know that sounds "selfish" or whatever, but i think thats how most guys are wired. Emotionally theres just a huge detachment after the deed is done.

Boy i hope I dont get crucified for this one... *ducks*

:worried:
Hey, I'm a girl, and I am sort of the same way. I'm hot and sweaty and panting. I'm done. Let's watch some tv or sleep. LOL.
 
immortalis said:
I hear ya... but that stuff just isnt how im wired. When im done... im DONE. The last thing I even want to think about is sex. I just want to be left ALONE. Dont lay on me... im hot as fuck right now. Dont ask me to get up and do somethin, did you not just see how much work i just put in on your ass?... look at the sweat rollin off my forehead and listen to how hard im breathin woman!

I know that sounds "selfish" or whatever, but i think thats how most guys are wired. Emotionally theres just a huge detachment after the deed is done.

Boy i hope I dont get crucified for this one... *ducks*

:worried:
you suck
btw if i wasnt too lazy id go find the smacking u upside the head with a fish smilie

:)
 
honestly..about 3 weeks id guess
idont keep track..ive went as long as 11 months in my early 20's
 
thisforumrots said:
does there have to be a partner involved ?? ;)


oh hell, if thats the case then I get some every morning before i head to work! :Chef:
 
Longhorn85 said:
Make it 5 days now. I managed to get into the doghouse again last night.


I thought you said you were gonna be a good boy!?!??

:p
 
Yesterday... I am so in love right now, and the more love I feel the more intense the sex is for me. It's mind blowing! I have never felt this way with anyone in my life including my ex. It isn't even the "6 month" sex either... when you are so new that you cant get enough of the person... it's been almost two years and it keeps getting better... MILFY NEEDS TO MASTURBATE!!! :p
 
MILF69 said:
Yesterday... I am so in love right now, and the more love I feel the more intense the sex is for me. It's mind blowing! I have never felt this way with anyone in my life including my ex. It isn't even the "6 month" sex either... when you are so new that you cant get enough of the person... it's been almost two years and it keeps getting better... MILFY NEEDS TO MASTURBATE!!! :p
:licker: :blow: :qt:
 
immortalis said:
I thought you said you were gonna be a good boy!?!??

:p

manny78 said:
How can you do this ?

It's just a part of family living I guess. Things happen around bedtime. Kids have homework, dishes have to get done, everyone is tired, the NBA playoffs are on, etc.

She does not use sex as a weapon, never has, but if I get on her bad side or the kids piss her off sometimes it is better to just climb into bed and go to sleep.

Anyway, the dry spell was ended today with a nice late afternoon session. :p
 
Longhorn85 said:
It's just a part of family living I guess. Things happen around bedtime. Kids have homework, dishes have to get done, everyone is tired, the NBA playoffs are on, etc.

She does not use sex as a weapon, never has, but if I get on her bad side or the kids piss her off sometimes it is better to just climb into bed and go to sleep.

Anyway, the dry spell was ended today with a nice late afternoon session. :p
you said that 2 days ago
:worried:
 
Longhorn85 said:
She does not use sex as a weapon, never has, but if I get on her bad side or the kids piss her off sometimes it is better to just climb into bed and go to sleep.
:p


I hear that bro. I guess as men, we deal with that a lot (knowing when its best to just throw the towel in all together and call it an evenin). When something has my wife irritated, I've come to the conclusion that no matter what I do or try, i really cant get her in a better mood. Only sleep and a fresh day seems to do the trick.

So if somethin happens (like you said, in family life... shit happens), and it puts her panties in a wad. I just accept the fact that Im not getting any, and i dont do anything to try and change that because its nothing but wasted effort and added headaches. :Chef:
 
SoKlueles said:
that you were going to have sex and i had told u to be good:)

Well I was finally good yesterday (I took your advice) and she rewarded me for it. Now I'll be good for a few days until I do something really stupid again, unless PMS hits first.

I love marriage. :)
 
immortalis said:
I hear that bro. I guess as men, we deal with that a lot (knowing when its best to just throw the towel in all together and call it an evenin). When something has my wife irritated, I've come to the conclusion that no matter what I do or try, i really cant get her in a better mood. Only sleep and a fresh day seems to do the trick.

So if somethin happens (like you said, in family life... shit happens), and it puts her panties in a wad. I just accept the fact that Im not getting any, and i dont do anything to try and change that because its nothing but wasted effort and added headaches. :Chef:

Exactly. I think your relationship benefits from your patience. Even if you get the sex it probably isn't going to be that good. Sleep would be more valuable anyway if you have to get up and work the next day.

I'd rather try again when she's in a better mood. I guess that's why we end up having sex about 3 times a week. When we were younger it was daily, but now I go for quality over quantity
 
Longhorn85 said:
Exactly. I think your relationship benefits from your patience. Even if you get the sex it probably isn't going to be that good. Sleep would be more valuable anyway if you have to get up and work the next day.

I'd rather try again when she's in a better mood. I guess that's why we end up having sex about 3 times a week. When we were younger it was daily, but now I go for quality over quantity


Yeah its just not worth even trying to get it, cause then you know shes just layin there so you can use her body, and she might not even be that into it. Even making her orgasm really doesnt make her "enjoy" it when shes in that type of mood. So instead of goin that route, and feeling like a blatant shitbox, id just rather go to sleep and see what tomorrow brings.

Im surprised that youre married and still goin at it 3 times a week. Ive been with my wife for 10 years now (only married 5 months tho) and if we go at it twice a week, i feel like Ive done somethin special lol.

Although it does always seem like when i first get on a cycle, and can feel that test really kickin in... i dont know if she can pickup on that or what (my wife doesnt know about my use) but she lets me fuck her brains out for a while, then it slowly tapers back off. Plus my wife has really long menstral cycles which SUCKS ASS. It means I have a bitch on my hands almost half the month... its awesome lemme tell ya... *dies*! :p
 
Longhorn85 said:
Well I was finally good yesterday (I took your advice) and she rewarded me for it. Now I'll be good for a few days until I do something really stupid again, unless PMS hits first.

I love marriage. :)
yay for you
and :heks: rodent you know thats not true u butthead
 
SoKlueles said:
my last sexual encounter was 5 minutes ago
when was yours?

It may sound corny, but with the woman I am dating now; It truly is making love.

It's the most amazing thing I've ever experienced and I've "experienced" quite a few.

In any event to answer the question this past weekend and since we are apart until Friday it will be quite the wait.

If you hear any screaming at about 7pm EST this coming Friday that will be us. ;)
 
foxxie said:
three weeks ago, not sure about my partner though
Judging by your avi, if it's been three weeks for you, it'd be 3 weeks for him.
Unless he wasn't using a partner for his sex, then it's prolly about 1 day.
 
BigRupe said:
It may sound corny, but with the woman I am dating now; It truly is making love.

It's the most amazing thing I've ever experienced and I've "experienced" quite a few.

In any event to answer the question this past weekend and since we are apart until Friday it will be quite the wait.

If you hear any screaming at about 7pm EST this coming Friday that will be us. ;)
Im pretty sure it will be her screaming for mercy
you= 8)))))))))))))D :worried:
poor girl
 
foxxie said:
what do you mean by judging by my avi.. *??????*


He means you look pretty fuckin hot, and most likely your "partner" wouldnt be fucking anyone else but you, unless hes a blatant idiot.

I know I wouldnt let my dick stray, if I had a nice body like that to play with almost every night. :coffee:
 
immortalis said:
He means you look pretty fuckin hot, and most likely your "partner" wouldnt be fucking anyone else but you, unless hes a blatant idiot.

I know I wouldnt let my dick stray, if I had a nice body like that to play with almost every night. :coffee:

I know I wouldnt let my dick stray, if I had a nice body like that to play with almost every night. - damn! that's very hot!
 
Hard-Bitten said:
I know I wouldnt let my dick stray, if I had a nice body like that to play with almost every night. - damn! that's very hot!


Hot or not, its the truth! Look at her tight little body. Id eat her alive! :chomp: :chomp: :chomp:

... and then id have you for desert :qt:
 
Hard-Bitten said:
i feel like sloppy second :(


nah sweety, you got it all wrong. I like to save the best for last. Just consider the first run nothin but a warm-up :chomp:
 
immortalis said:
He means you look pretty fuckin hot, and most likely your "partner" wouldnt be fucking anyone else but you, unless hes a blatant idiot.

I know I wouldnt let my dick stray, if I had a nice body like that to play with almost every night. :coffee:


lol, that's very sweet of you to say, thanks :)


immortalis said:
Hot or not, its the truth! Look at her tight little body. Id eat her alive! :chomp: :chomp: :chomp:


:worried:


immortalis said:
nah sweety, you got it all wrong. I like to save the best for last. Just consider the first run nothin but a warm-up :chomp:


E flirt Alert! lol@me nothing but warm-up
 
Wulfgar said:
Im pretty sure it will be her screaming for mercy
you= 8)))))))))))))D :worried:
poor girl

She thinks she's a "rich" girl. ha ha ha ha ha

Although she has complained now and then. Hey just an FYI I sent sassy some pics I hope I didn't shock her or scare her. It's been several days and I have yet to hear back from her. I hope I didn't insult her or upset her.

Feel kind of dumb now. My GF had a freaking fit at me sending someone I don't even know, a female at that, pictures of me measuring my dick.

She was H-O-T!!!!! I tried to explain it was all legit and for research and so on.

She's ok now with it, but she said NO way to the ones she's involved. LOL
 
foxxie said:
lol, that's very sweet of you to say, thanks :)


E flirt Alert! lol@me nothing but warm-up


Sorry... I should have known better than to try and make two women happy at the same time. I of all people should know that shit's impossible ;)
 
immortalis said:
nah sweety, you got it all wrong. I like to save the best for last. Just consider the first run nothin but a warm-up :chomp:


:o you need to warm up before you get to me? what does that suppose to mean? :worried:
 
Hard-Bitten said:
:o you need to warm up before you get to me? what does that suppose to mean? :worried:


Jesus fuckin christ...

Does this thread just need a translator? :worried:
 
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