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whats up fellas. daily gym thread like i always make

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well, i decided to go easy on EF in the early part of the day and watched back to the future III instead. i got hyped for the gym and had a high rep squat day (blech).

topics of discussion:

1)2 nights ago, i ran out of lube, and jerked off even though my dick bled and i got a herpee sore on it (not real herpes, im a virgin). it takes me way too long to get off to porn these days. but last night i was horny and my dick hurt, so i jerked off with neosporine. it was nice.

2) i was singing jojo 'too little too late' on the way to my car to leave for the gym and im like "im putting it on my ipod as soon as i get in the car". i turn my ipod in and pressed play and that song came on right away.

3) i was waiting between sets and saw arms going up int he air benching, and im like "jesus those arms are skinny, if they dont belong to a female, there is no hope for the human race". it was a dood.
 
Cliff Notes:

1. Virgin goes to gym
2. Virgin whacked it with no lube
3. Virgin sang a song
4. Virgin saw dude at the gym
5. Another virgin jumped some rope
 
jack_schitt said:
Cliff Notes:

1. Virgin goes to gym
2. Virgin whacked it with no lube
3. Virgin sang a song
4. Virgin saw dude at the gym
5. Another virgin jumped some rope

you're forgetting virgin got herpes sores, but not really herpes.
 
This thread sucks.

Lemme see if I can help:

I am in my basement. Blasting Metallica's And Justice for All album. Listening to 'ONE'.

I can play it really fucking loud and it sounds awesome. Why?

Because my good stereo - like 9k worth of stereo is in the basement because bitches don't like it in th eliving rooom so I moved it down here long ago.

I am about to do abs... I have boots that I hang upside down with and do cruches with a 35lb plate.....

I am awesome... my abs make me so.
 
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