What's the worse orgasm you ever had to go through (other persons?)

[x_con]

And there is something wrong with that? Recently my Wife was sitting on my chest grinding the kitty in my face and then when she got close to orgasm i started to work her with my fingers and a G Spot vibe and she squirted repeatedly all over my face and chest, i freaking love that shit

couldnt have said it better myself

 

[pdaddy]

oxymoron

 

[musclemom]

Wait a minute ... OMG I can't believe it, I've been looking at this thread and thinking essentially "how can ANY orgasm be bad, even a BYO ..." and I just remembered ... oh jeez:

I had a one night stand, one and only time, with a guy I was friends with ... long story short, we were phone buddies through a mutual friend, and he kept pissing and moaning how hard up he was and hadn't been with anybody since he broke up with his long term girlfriend ... eventually he mentioned this one too many times and caught me in the right mood and I said let's go.

I wasn't exactly attracted to him, but I liked him as a person, and I was bored -- now I knew that's the wrong reason to be intimate with someone, but we all know what this is called ... a pity f*ck, I just didn't know there was a proper name for it at the time.

So blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, go back to his place and ... well, about 3/4s of the way through "The Act" he's thanking me ... repeatedly ... in rhythm to his breathing ... alternating with telling me how great it feels ... (God I am cringing as I type this, use your imagination ... puff puff -- thank you -- puff puff -- it feels so good puff puff -- oh god thank you ...)

Now I ask you, what do you SAY at a time like that??? "you're welcome," "happy to oblige," I mean it's just awkward. Thanking AFTER the fact I can handle, but DURING? To this day I'm at a loss for an appropriate response ...

All I could think was, "Dear Lord, please make this man pop in a hurry so I can get the hell out of here and I swear I'll never do this again."

So there you have it, my experience of a bad orgasm. Overall, I'd take the girl who's saying "f*ck me" while she ISN'T being f*cked over my "thank you" guy.

(The one good thing to come out of this experience, about 10 years after the fact or so I told this story to my mother. She laughed so hard, for so long, that she nearly drove off the road and was wiping tears from her eyes for over 10 minutes. It was the "thank you, thank you" that did her in.) That might sound weird to some of you, but my mom and I had always been close, and after I married and had a kid we really were best friends.

 

[pdaddy]

Wait a minute ... OMG I can't believe it, I've been looking at this thread and thinking essentially "how can ANY orgasm be bad, even a BYO ..." and I just remembered ... oh jeez:

I had a one night stand, one and only time, with a guy I was friends with ... long story short, we were phone buddies through a mutual friend, and he kept pissing and moaning how hard up he was and hadn't been with anybody since he broke up with his long term girlfriend ... eventually he mentioned this one too many times and caught me in the right mood and I said let's go.

I wasn't exactly attracted to him, but I liked him as a person, and I was bored -- now I knew that's the wrong reason to be intimate with someone, but we all know what this is called ... a pity f*ck, I just didn't know there was a proper name for it at the time.

So blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, go back to his place and ... well, about 3/4s of the way through "The Act" he's thanking me ... repeatedly ... in rhythm to his breathing ... alternating with telling me how great it feels ... (God I am cringing as I type this, use your imagination ... puff puff -- thank you -- puff puff -- it feels so good puff puff -- oh god thank you ...)

Now I ask you, what do you SAY at a time like that??? "you're welcome," "happy to oblige," I mean it's just awkward. Thanking AFTER the fact I can handle, but DURING? To this day I'm at a loss for an appropriate response ...

All I could think was, "Dear Lord, please make this man pop in a hurry so I can get the hell out of here and I swear I'll never do this again."

So there you have it, my experience of a bad orgasm. Overall, I'd take the girl who's saying "f*ck me" while she ISN'T being f*cked over my "thank you" guy.

(The one good thing to come out of this experience, about 10 years after the fact or so I told this story to my mother. She laughed so hard, for so long, that she nearly drove off the road and was wiping tears from her eyes for over 10 minutes. It was the "thank you, thank you" that did her in.) That might sound weird to some of you, but my mom and I had always been close, and after I married and had a kid we really were best friends.

Do you still keep in contact with this sick pathetic fuck?

 

[musclemom]

Do you still keep in contact with this sick pathetic fuck?

Oh, Good Lord NO! I got rid of him ASAP by telling him I was going away to the military. That's why it qualifies as my one and only one night stand, I NEVER saw him again.

 

[pdaddy]

Oh, Good Lord NO! I got rid of him ASAP by telling him I was going away to the military. That's why it qualifies as my one and only one night stand, I NEVER saw him again.

Wow, did you at least have a few drinks before going at it? I made the mistake of sleeping with my best friend one night after way too many drinks. She turned into a psycho over-night. She tried torching my car, stalking me, crazy shit, I learned my lesson, friends with benifits only lasts so long.

 

[biteme]

Wait a minute ... OMG I can't believe it, I've been looking at this thread and thinking essentially "how can ANY orgasm be bad, even a BYO ..." and I just remembered ... oh jeez:

I had a one night stand, one and only time, with a guy I was friends with ... long story short, we were phone buddies through a mutual friend, and he kept pissing and moaning how hard up he was and hadn't been with anybody since he broke up with his long term girlfriend ... eventually he mentioned this one too many times and caught me in the right mood and I said let's go.

I wasn't exactly attracted to him, but I liked him as a person, and I was bored -- now I knew that's the wrong reason to be intimate with someone, but we all know what this is called ... a pity f*ck, I just didn't know there was a proper name for it at the time.

So blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, go back to his place and ... well, about 3/4s of the way through "The Act" he's thanking me ... repeatedly ... in rhythm to his breathing ... alternating with telling me how great it feels ... (God I am cringing as I type this, use your imagination ... puff puff -- thank you -- puff puff -- it feels so good puff puff -- oh god thank you ...)

Now I ask you, what do you SAY at a time like that??? "you're welcome," "happy to oblige," I mean it's just awkward. Thanking AFTER the fact I can handle, but DURING? To this day I'm at a loss for an appropriate response ...

All I could think was, "Dear Lord, please make this man pop in a hurry so I can get the hell out of here and I swear I'll never do this again."

So there you have it, my experience of a bad orgasm. Overall, I'd take the girl who's saying "f*ck me" while she ISN'T being f*cked over my "thank you" guy.

(The one good thing to come out of this experience, about 10 years after the fact or so I told this story to my mother. She laughed so hard, for so long, that she nearly drove off the road and was wiping tears from her eyes for over 10 minutes. It was the "thank you, thank you" that did her in.) That might sound weird to some of you, but my mom and I had always been close, and after I married and had a kid we really were best friends.

Perhaps someone has fucked you out of pity?

 

[Hiatussin]

None really. a few times I was down there and she really humped my face with force while grabbing my head and it was odd because it was almost a violent thing. I guess I still liked it though

 

[Hiatussin]

Radars thread got me thinking... we all talk about great orgasms and shit... but what about the bad ones?

In college I took a girl home that when she had her orgasm, she just gritted her teeth into a deathlock position (you could actually hear them grinding against one another) and then she start jerking her body back like someone attempting to deadlift 300lbs more than their one rep max. I thought she was trying to bust my pillow with the back of her head.

Thing is, when she started all that, I just pulled out and climbed off the bed. I was standing there with my arms folded across my chest astonished that she was even going through the motions of having her hands down and clenched and pulling towards her. Just as she would have if I were up there and she had grabbed my butt cheeks with her hands and was pulling me deeper into her. Completely oblivious to the fact that not only was I not in her anymore, I wasn't even on the bed. And she kept this up for about 5 minutes. I would have thought she was having seizure save for the random "fuck me" that came out of her mouth.

I was like "Hurry up so you can leave."

LOL and you were there looking at this epileptic almost pathetic attack this girl was having with your arms crossed thinking- what the hell am i doing here with this hysterical broad- im not even really into women.

I don´t see how you could have sex with women if you´re gay though.

I don´t think could have sex with a man.

 

[musclemom]

Perhaps someone has fucked you out of pity?

That was both cold and uncalled for ... and sounds like you've probably gotten at least one in your life because you're so nasty. Either that or you're just a "thanker ..."

Apparently someone failed to give you the basic message: women are the gatekeepers, as long as we're not utterly grotesque we never have a real problem finding sex.

Women call them "pity f*cks," as in, "He was just so damn pathetic and it was like -- it's not that big of a deal, would you please just stop tellling me how blue your balls are?"