Radars thread got me thinking... we all talk about great orgasms and shit... but what about the bad ones?
In college I took a girl home that when she had her orgasm, she just gritted her teeth into a deathlock position (you could actually hear them grinding against one another) and then she start jerking her body back like someone attempting to deadlift 300lbs more than their one rep max. I thought she was trying to bust my pillow with the back of her head.
Thing is, when she started all that, I just pulled out and climbed off the bed. I was standing there with my arms folded across my chest astonished that she was even going through the motions of having her hands down and clenched and pulling towards her. Just as she would have if I were up there and she had grabbed my butt cheeks with her hands and was pulling me deeper into her. Completely oblivious to the fact that not only was I not in her anymore, I wasn't even on the bed. And she kept this up for about 5 minutes. I would have thought she was having seizure save for the random "fuck me" that came out of her mouth.
I was like "Hurry up so you can leave."
In college I took a girl home that when she had her orgasm, she just gritted her teeth into a deathlock position (you could actually hear them grinding against one another) and then she start jerking her body back like someone attempting to deadlift 300lbs more than their one rep max. I thought she was trying to bust my pillow with the back of her head.
Thing is, when she started all that, I just pulled out and climbed off the bed. I was standing there with my arms folded across my chest astonished that she was even going through the motions of having her hands down and clenched and pulling towards her. Just as she would have if I were up there and she had grabbed my butt cheeks with her hands and was pulling me deeper into her. Completely oblivious to the fact that not only was I not in her anymore, I wasn't even on the bed. And she kept this up for about 5 minutes. I would have thought she was having seizure save for the random "fuck me" that came out of her mouth.
I was like "Hurry up so you can leave."