Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[JKD]

I have fat bald guy in my gym that looks like he has a package of hotdogs on the back of his head. He wrote on his weightbelt "PITBULL". Everytime I see him - it really pisses me off - I feel like cracking him in the face with a dumbell.

Also, we have a yeller in are gym - some guido that weighs about 165 - probably couldn't bench his body weight - he yells so load while doing a set and he isn't even maxing out. He will get 12 reps no problem but yell the whole time. I bothers me beyond belief.

How about the sweater - who drenches the equipment with his stinky BO and doesn't wipe of the machine he was using.

We also have this looser woman who talks on the cell phone her whole workout. She talk exceptionally load as if she thinks she is f-ing cool that she has a cell phone - I want to push he teeth out.

 

[troybday]

JKD, please tell me what gym your talking about, cause i think i know who the guy is with the package of hot dogs on the back of his head. I'm from CT also!!!

 

[SCOTTY-TWO-HOTTY]

Last week, I saw this 150lb dude strutting around the gym in a hooded sweatshirt(pulled over his head). Anyways... the little fucker reaches into his leather gym bag, pulls out a can of Pepsi, then punctures a hole near the bottom of can with a pair of scissors, and "shot-guns" the fucking thing!

No offence to any guys who are into the habbit of shot-gunning pop... but WTF is that supposed to do to your workout? This guy was cut to shreds and it looks like he trains hard, but after seeing that... well, whatever.

 

[C-Steele]

I swear that guy works out at my gym... hehe... we call him Lex Luther.... I want to kick this guys ass everytime he is in the gym.

I fucking love these funniest gym stories....

Steele

There is this guy at my gym that we call range of motion. He walks into the gym with a flannel shirt sleeves cut off, tight blue jeans, and black steel tip army boots. He wears a really bad hair piece and his wife looks like she drank about 20 speed stacks. Anyways he puts thje maximum amount of weight on every machine and does half reps. Grunting at the top of his lungs, he does about 10 machines in 8 minutes does one set of abs, one set of leg presses, 3minutes on the bike and goes home,having not even worked a muscle. He comes in everyday with the same thing on and does the same routine 4 days a week. Shit my gym has a whole bunch of funny mother fuckers. Maybe one day I will write about them I am sure it will be a good laugh.

 

[musketeer]

Was working in a gym in Mid-West good 3 miles out in the desert. Real nice place though, creshe and pool and all new stuff.
Anyway this couple keep coming to train, cept they always have like 4 or 5 kids to put in the creshe (for a buck a piece for two hours). The creshe atendant gets a little suspicious however as they seem to have different kids on different days. Anyhow they find out that this lady is a childminder - getting like paid to watch other people's kids - then working out, having a sauna with her boyfriend, etc. CHEEKY FUCKING COW! So the manager takes the couple aside and asks them for proof of guardianship. They obviously can't prove it and the dude goes crazy, kicking plants, waving his fist, "fucking this" and "fucking that". He storms out to get his car from the back of the car park. Comes screaching up to the front, gets out and slams his door, comes in to help get the kids into the car, and realises that he has locked himself out! The car's running, it's 110 degrees outside, the kids are crying, three miles from anything! That poor bastard had to eat humble pie to get us to call a locksmith and the family had to wait for an hour in our foyer. Worst thing is they'd just paid for a year's delux membership but never came back again.

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Well....

We've got this kid in my gym we call MAD DOG. He's about 110lbs at 30% BF. He's always posing in the mirrors and saying he's got the best body in the gym and that the women can't keep thier eyes off of him....

I'm sure they can't keep their eyes off them. It's just like how most of us can't help gawking at car accidents. It's groteque ad facinating at the same time.

For me, I'd say the dumbest thing I see is bad form. So many guys who do herky-jerky reps thinking it's working (to some extent it is), but not getting the benefit of full range of motion just by doing controled motion with lower weight.

Then, personal trainers scare me. Someone actually pays them to do light training a pamphlet could show them in 10 minutes. Hey, if you're gonna pay someone to teach you how to train, learn to train hardcore. You can always do less if you want, but anyone can train like a wimp.

 

[dlcaro55]

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[Dr.M]

The real funny story is when they squat. One of them throws a 35 on each side....moans of course on each rep...does ten reps then takes a step back. He will then jump up and down while the other two guys slap his ass every time he lands. He will do 10 "reps" of those then lie down on the floor during his break.

That is the gayest thing I've ever heard ROFL

 

[Golden_Muscle]

1. Little guys pulling their sleeves up over and over again because they are too small for them to stay up.

2. Little guys giving stupid tips they think are good and they say them really loud so everyone can hear him giving tips.

3. Fat guys who lift too much weight so that they can't even do 2 reps by them self, even though a little guy could do it 10 times.

4. Little guys who flirt with girls for 10 minutes at a time and do a set which takes 5 seconds.

5. Guys that take juice for the first time and think they are superman even though they get no results.

If I owned a jym, you would have to pass a test to be accepted, no jokers allowed.

 

[Golden_Muscle]

I for got one, a jym that has dumbells that only go up to 100lbs. Are these jyms for infants? I could eat these thing for breakfast with mustard on them and a bun.