Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[Wombat]

The #1 thing I can't stand at a gym

Your training and doing supersets-giant sets whatever and there is always a guy who has to walk from one end of the gym to the other just to get you to spot him.(Don't even know the guy and don't want to know him) but picks you out because you may be one of the bigger guys in the gym. There are like 6 others just standing near him not even working out but he has to come and pick you. PRICK!!

heres another ---
Guys that walk into the gym still wearing there shades. Walk through the whole gym while wearing them. At my old gym there was this one skinny trainer who every single day would walk into the gym from one side to the other talking on his cell and wearing shades. Can't stand these clowns.

Another---guys that pack everything into the biggest gym bag they could find and carry it from machine to machine. When there down working out (usually in a wife beater) carry there huge bag out of the gym with there bicep pressed up tight to there side to make there arms look bigger then they are. These guys are usually wearing there 80s style work out gear and otomix shoes.

 

[FreakMonster]

The #1 thing I can't stand at a gym


heres another ---
Guys that walk into the gym still wearing there shades. Walk through the whole gym while wearing them. At my old gym there was this one skinny trainer who every single day would walk into the gym from one side to the other talking on his cell and wearing shades. Can't stand these clowns.

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There are some fucking clowns at my gym that WORK OUT with shades on the entire time!! I never understood that one.

 

[bkc0001]

Dumb ass

Stupidest shit I ever saw was a guy that sold juice out of his locker at the gym. He would solicit any regular. I never bought from him. I told him onetime that he might as well hold up a sign for the cops, because he was so obvious about it.

 

[wrj]

Ranger:

All I have to say is, WOW. And the funniest part of it all is that I believe you.

WRJ

 

[JohnnyHollywood]

This was one of the most enjoyable posts I have ever read

 

[Quadsweep]

trapeeze training

You're not going to even believe this one! I was training at a gym while out of town.
This dude was was doing cross cables. OK, I can handle that. But, he jumps up during the eccentric move - and I mean ALL the way to the top of the frame! Crosses his arms as he lands back on the ground and then leaps back up as the cables pull him. Fucking funnier than shit. I asked the manager if he was some kind of freak ballet dork. Nope - "just one of the hard-core meat heads training chest that day". Making this farce even funnier was the moron right next to him doing cable curls. Looked like he was bowing to Mecca if you can get that visual. His elbows never moved. He just bent back and forth at the waist. Twighlight Zone for real! - Quadsweep's Beast Bitch

 

[BEEFCKE]

I once saw a guy fall asleep slowly walking on the treadmill. He caught himself but he almost wiped out!

hmmm ...sounds like GHB.LOL

anyone ever G out at the gym,or see someone else G out?

Saw this dude yesterday G out in mid conversation.Past right the fuck out.It was kinda funny,Except for the people who were totally oblivious to what was really going on.People were kinda scared.

 

[Buff_Lover]

I was hoping that this thread was still here. This just happened this morning. My side is still hurting from laughing so hard. THANK GOD, no one was hurt....... Here goes.......


I am in the back row in the cardio section of my gym doing my 30 minutes on the stair stepper. You know, the big one that stands way above all the other machines. It's 6 a.m. and the gym is freaking packed! It looks like a Monday afternoon at 6 p.m. obviously, all the "new years resolution" people are here to put their 3 weeks in.

In walk a couple of newbees. Brand new workout clothes. Both in their mid 30's, I'd guess. He heads off to the locker room, and she walks over to the magazine rack. After about 5 minutes of uncertainty of what to do, they both decide to get on the tread mills right in front of me. I'm watching the news, so I'm not really paying too much attention to everything that’s happening.... About 5 minutes go by.

All of a sudden, I hear a boom and I see the guy slip on the treadmill. It's like I'm watching this in slow motion. His legs go out from underneath him. He manages to grab the handlebar on the front of the tread mill and is hanging on like someone hanging on to the bumper of a car going 30 miles an hour. His legs are flailing around trying to get some footing and WHAM, the treadmill grabs the bottom of his sweat pants and off they come!! At this point, I'm laughing so hard, I'm tripping on the steps trying to stay on top of the machine to watch. All this while, his wife is just walking on her machine, watching, not knowing what to do. Once he realizes that his pants are off, panic sets in and he grabs for his wife’s hand. She reaches out to grab it, catches his hand and as he lets go of the machine, the running treadmill drags him off, and drags her diagonally across the side bars of her machine, catching her top and lifting it, along with her bra, right over her freaking head. They both land in a pile on the floor, right in front of my machine, him with no pants on, and her with her top and bra wrapped over the top of her head.

I’m laughing so hard at this point that off I go, right on my ass and into the wall behind me. By the time I caught my breath, all I saw was their ass ends, heading out the front door.

My ass is sore from landing on it, but today is chest day for me.

 

[strider364]

I think I've seen it all at my gym, but they keep coming. This one guy, big upper body, noooo legs at all. Thinks he a god of sorts. So this guy is curling with an easy curl bar, grunting and groaning, just making a complete scene. He throws on a ten on one side, his partner didn't see him add weight, so didn't add any thing. So he starts his set, then realizes that it's not balanced. So the jackass turns the bar up to look at the one side and all the weight on the other side comes flying off the bar in a huge crash on the floor. He was so damn red after that.

 

[Glootz]

Bad form everywhere