Whats the most desperate thing any of you guys have done to get some ass?

[-SD-]

it was a joke. . .i had a bit of an interest in stimulants once upon a time (many, many moons ago). . .i've never needed anything more than a moderate amount of alcohol to fuck me up. . .i'm pretty much of a light weight. . .

bullshit, you turned yourself into a numbercrunchin geek to atone for your beer tanking days.

 

[bigmann245]

Getting married to score poon is like buying a 747 to get those little peanut packets they used to hand out.

Just sayin'

you get peanuts when you get married now? i didnt get shit besides and ungrateful lazy woman who expected everything from me and contributed nothing.

 

[thelion2005]

Assumed her car debt.

 

[mrplunkey]

you get peanuts when you get married now? i didnt get shit besides and ungrateful lazy woman who expected everything from me and contributed nothing.

a.k.a. "the standard plan"

But think about this: If your employer guaranteed you employment for life or they'd have to give you 50% of the entire company in order to fire you, how hard would you work over the next decade? Sure, for the first day... week... month... maybe even years you might say: 'nothing will change' -- but eventually it will.

 

[gstacker]

a.k.a. "the standard plan"

But think about this: If your employer guaranteed you employment for life or they'd have to give you 50% of the entire company in order to fire you, how hard would you work over the next decade? Sure, for the first day... week... month... maybe even years you might say: 'nothing will change' -- but eventually it will.

Ok ya but think bout this!

What if you really love your employee
lmfao!!!

 

[mrplunkey]

Ok ya but think bout this!

What if you really love your employee
lmfao!!!

Then pay them well and don't fire them.

Sticking with the anology, let's say you really do love your employee. How fair is it to them to grant lifetime employment and possibily destroy one of their sources of motivation? It may sound harsh, but fear of failure is an excellent motivator.

 

[gstacker]

Then pay them well and don't fire them.

Sticking with the anology, let's say you really do love your employee. How fair is it to them to grant lifetime employment and possibily destroy one of their sources of motivation? It may sound harsh, but fear of failure is an excellent motivator.

AWWW i was being sarcastic, your right that deal sux ass!!!

 

[PICK3]

Then pay them well and don't fire them.

Sticking with the anology, let's say you really do love your employee. How fair is it to them to grant lifetime employment and possibily destroy one of their sources of motivation? It may sound harsh, but fear of failure is an excellent motivator.

*analogy

 

[mrplunkey]

AWWW i was being sarcastic, your right that deal sux ass!!!

This calls for a joke:

The CIA was looking for a professional assassin. They needed a cold-blooded killer. It came down to three guys and they had to make the final decision.

So they gave them all the same test. They went to the first guy and said: "Your girlfriend is in the next room. Here is a loaded pistol. Go in there and kill her." The guy said: "No way. I quit" and walked away.

So they went to the second guy and said: "Your fiance is in the other room. Here is a loaded pistol. Go in there and kill her." The second guy walks into the room and comes out about three minutes later and says: "I can't do it. I quit".

So they go to the third guy and say: "Your wife is in the other room. Here is a loaded pistol. Go in there and kill her." The third guy goes into the room and they heard six shots fired. Then they heard a huge commotion and about five minutes later the third guy comes out covered in blood. They ask him what happened and he said: "Well the gun was full of blanks so I had to beat her to death with it."

 

[mrplunkey]

*analogy

I'm so str8 that I can't even type "anol".

Wait! See! I did it again.

That's what being str9.6 will do for you.