whats a good way to get a girl to dump her bf of 3yrs for u?

[Pat_McCrotch]

Plant some red lace panties in his laundry that are not her size.

DAMNIT you stole my joke fucker!!!!

 

[myway]

Plant some red lace panties in his laundry that are not her size.

Lol. ........ but it will work.

 

[layinback]

theres this girl at school that i like . shes GORGEOUS. like incredibly, hotter than jessica alba, mandy moore, and phoebe kate combined. we talk for hours and we share tons of interest. there is certainly a great vibe that we get from talking to each other. its also not a one sided conversation as shes just as inquisitive as i am as i am of her. basically, if i manage to hook up with her, i dont care if i dont have sex again for the rest of 2008. and the year has just begun! however, theres a man in the picture and she lives with him. theyve been going steady for 3 years now so its pretty serious. question is, how do i manage to break up this happy couple for my own selfish, horny need? if she somehow magically left her bf for me, i know we'll be great for each other. ill fucking drink this chick's bathwater if i have to. so if any homewreckers want to chip in , and help a brotha out, id appreciate it.

brotha,


over 3 billion women in the world and you have to have another man's woman?

you must be a kid ( 25 or under ) never really having had your ass stomped
( where you have to drink tomato soup from a straw for 6 months )

if, by some miracle, a scum bag like you, bagged this girl.......what makes you think she wouldn't do the same thing to you?

put that in your one hit bong and toke on it for a while, genius.

 

[chazk]

actually do a few of the above.

plant hair from a girl is his car from a girl with oppsite color hair .Just a few on the seat that the girl will see when she gets in and out of the car.

Plant a peice of jewlry is his car maybe a earning inside the floorboard only where she can see it from her side getting in and out.

leave a receipt inside his car to a porn store or a movie stub at a time of the night where they were not together .

have a girl call at 3 am to his phone while the girl is spending the night .
He picks up the phone the girl ask for a guy by a diff name but she will think the chick was calling him but he just cut off the convo.Do it two night in a row.

Or you could just load him in the trunk of you car and get some concrete shoes

 

[Yarg!]

I'm your mother's pimp...

know your role, Jabroni.

hahaha u watch WWE. what are you like, 12? come back and post in my threads when your balls drop.

 

[Yarg!]

brotha,


over 3 billion women in the world and you have to have another man's woman?

you must be a kid ( 25 or under ) never really having had your ass stomped
( where you have to drink tomato soup from a straw for 6 months )

if, by some miracle, a scum bag like you, bagged this girl.......what makes you think she wouldn't do the same thing to you?

put that in your one hit bong and toke on it for a while, genius.

here, why dont u toke on my cock. im not looking for a relationship so i dont care what she does.

 

[layinback]

here, why dont u toke on my cock. im not looking for a relationship so i dont care what she does.

we are on the internet....


good thing for you.


never know.......

we might meet one day.

i am real......

you on the other hand are a punk playin on the internet.

if you met me on the sidewalk you wouldn't say shit.
i know your kind. coward and would get fucked in the
joint. now go hug your mom goodnight and get some sleep, bitch.

 

[Razorguns]

so much for integrity.

hope someone does that to your gf one day.

r

 

[bones1435]

Dang!!!!!

 

[bottleneckblooz]

theres this girl at school that i like
.

This is all I needed to hear. Relationships at school age level, even if it's colege, very rarely last. Just play it out and have patience. They'll break up eventually.