whats a good way to get a girl to dump her bf of 3yrs for u?

[Cal_21]

You're in the friendzone bor. Sorry to break it to you.

P.s. Golden Delicious has mad game, I could see him pulling this off with ease.

HOWEVER!

Your thread indicates 3 things to me:

1) You're over thinking this: If something were to happen it'd most likely be the result of you two just having a great flirtatious, fun evening. Flirting easily turns physical, you'd have to trust your instincts/read her non-verbal cues.

2) You don't know HOW to get her: Relying on the advice of others is not good enough, you have to have YOURSELF convinced in order to convince HER that she should hook up with you. Your uncertainty is not sexy bro.

3) You're obviously overwhelmed by her attractiveness: You gave yourself away with her 'omg she's Jessica Alba incarnate i'd eat a lb of her shit' like comments. You think you're the ONLY guy who feels that way/shows her that kind of attention?! If anything put that aspect of her on the back burner. Maybe see things about her most guys don't notice because they're blinded by her beauty and only get to know a fraction of her. If she has any depth to her she'd appreciate that. It probably won't work because at this point it'd be just another artificial attempt to appreciate these things; which is also transparent.

Basically give up. Save yourself the effort.

 

[Yarg!]

gd- thanks as always, dude. u pulled thru.

sry if i came across as i was over thinking this or something. i was sort of trying to be funny as well, by using all these hyperboles on her. i have quite a few girls that i know i can hook up with easily right now, and i have one girl that i really like and wouldnt mind getting to know her abit more. im not obsessing over this chick or anything, the question was sort of asked in jest. i mean i wouldnt mind my if she left her bf or even just cheated on him once with me cuz shes pretty friggin hot. but its im not going to lose sleep over it. my plan all along like gd suggested was to just keep hanging out, keep it friendly but also not too eager and attentive, keeping it just discreet enough to not land myself in the friend zone and see where it goes. i'll just let her pull all the moves and if she doesn't, then whatever. however, i have a pretty good track record of hooking up with girls after getting to know them for abit. so we'll see how it goes. toodles!

 

[Cal_21]

gd- thanks as always, dude. u pulled thru.

sry if i came across as i was over thinking this or something. i was sort of trying to be funny as well, by using all these hyperboles on her. i have quite a few girls that i know i can hook up with easily right now, and i have one girl that i really like and wouldnt mind getting to know her abit more. im not obsessing over this chick or anything, the question was sort of asked in jest. i mean i wouldnt mind my if she left her bf or even just cheated on him once with me cuz shes pretty friggin hot. but its im not going to lose sleep over it. my plan all along like gd suggested was to just keep hanging out, keep it friendly but also not too eager and attentive, keeping it just discreet enough to not land myself in the friend zone and see where it goes. i'll just let her pull all the moves and if she doesn't, then whatever. however, i have a pretty good track record of hooking up with girls after getting to know them for abit. so we'll see how it goes. toodles!

My belief in you just rose 40% lol

Good luck! Keep us posted, especially if you sects her.

 

[txbondsman]

having sex with you isnt actually sex.

...its masturbating.

...with YOUR cock lol

well, then you should have let the hawt DR's wife "masturbate" with your cawk rather than not hitin it in the bathroom of her house when she was rubbing her shit all up on ya.... huhhh

 

[GoldenDelicious]

well, then you should have let the hawt DR's wife "masturbate" with your cawk rather than not hitin it in the bathroom of her house when she was rubbing her shit all up on ya.... huhhh

wait wait which story was this? im confused

 

[txbondsman]

wait wait which story was this? im confused

that was you? right?? OH fuck no, that was fucking Stryker, had the hawt Dr's wife all up on him in the bathroom of her house at a party and she was wantin to drop right down on the floor or vanity and give him some. He wouldn't, they had two daughters and he got the guilts....

just for thre record.... I'd of tore that shit UP! but that's just me...

sorry for the confusion there Bud...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

good i thought i was going mad - i havnt chased (or laid) any married girls (that i know of anyway) lately - not because of any moral qualms, but rather because i like em younger lol

 

[txbondsman]

theres this girl at school that i like . shes GORGEOUS. like incredibly, hotter than jessica alba, mandy moore, and phoebe kate combined. we talk for hours and we share tons of interest. there is certainly a great vibe that we get from talking to each other. its also not a one sided conversation as shes just as inquisitive as i am as i am of her. basically, if i manage to hook up with her, i dont care if i dont have sex again for the rest of 2008. and the year has just begun! however, theres a man in the picture and she lives with him. theyve been going steady for 3 years now so its pretty serious. question is, how do i manage to break up this happy couple for my own selfish, horny need? if she somehow magically left her bf for me, i know we'll be great for each other. ill fucking drink this chick's bathwater if i have to. so if any homewreckers want to chip in , and help a brotha out, id appreciate it.

* read first line of sig*

find a different one to fuck, lot less trouble ( for awhile anyway)

 

[TanOsaurus]

You are Bad Bro material... I hope you knock her up, she breaks your heart, destroys your world & makes you pay child support for the rest of your life...

 

[Yarg!]

You are Bad Bro material... I hope you knock her up, she breaks your heart, destroys your world & makes you pay child support for the rest of your life...

who the fuck are you???