Scotsman
New member
Dark hair/light eyes/tan
Southern accent
Great smile
Acts like a gentleman (opens doors, etc)
addicted to scuba diving
Sense of humor
Those aren't the things that make me fall in love....but as far as turn ons go, that's the big stuff.
So let's do some ivestigating here. What you're saying is that:
Mostly gray hair/bright green eyes/pale as hell
No accent
Rarely smiles
Doesn't go in the water (most for fear of being harpooned by cpt ahab)
And bland/humorless
Woudln't work for you?
Cheers,
Scotsman