What not to say when working with 5 female coworkers...

[frorider6]

Another thing not to say...

"Hey sugarbritches. Don't get all high and mighty just because your husband lets you have a job. Now get to sweeping like the cock gobbler you know you are.

By the way, you might think about losing a few pounds. Your ass is expanding faster than the universe."

 

[frorider6]

"I saved the last piece of cake for you since it's obvious you like to eat."

 

[frorider6]

"So..... when exactly did you give up on trying to look good?"

 

[Baoh]

"You know, you don't sweat much...for a fat chick."

"Baby, prostate cancer can't kill erections as fast as you can!"

 

[AustinTX]

stay away from "Gawd, I need a blow job", "Those pants sure make your hips look fat" too

 

[easton104]

oooh i like where we're heading...haha

"That could pass as a camel toe, if an elephant stomped on the camels foot or something"

 

[john937]

Question:"So how do you feel about women in the workplace?"
Answer: "Fine, just fine, women make excellent secretaries."

 

[WODIN]

I work with all guys... 6.

The things not to say around guys, would be anything about sex.
Cause they all think you want to have sex with them.

I can see why....

 

[Y_lifter]

If you want to make them your best friends...bring them chocolate! Symphony bars are a sure bet!

Or DOVE

 

[daveyboy]

Another thing not to say...

"Hey sugarbritches. Don't get all high and mighty just because your husband lets you have a job. Now get to sweeping like the cock gobbler you know you are.

By the way, you might think about losing a few pounds. Your ass is expanding faster than the universe."

Ahahaha!!! I laughed out loud here at work when I read that. That was good. Your ass better be ducking if you come back with either one of those responses....heheheh Good shit though. I'm gonna have to remember those.

Welcome back Fro. Looks like you didn't miss a beat.