What movie has the best quotes? Pick one.

[patsfan1379]

I never kid, and stop calling me Shirley.

Excuse me sir, I speak Jive.

 

[Spartacus]

"the gimp's sleeping"

 

[Subzeero]

how gay can someone be if they say 'Braveheart'.

hahahaha.

 

[jnevin]

Excuse me sir, I speak Jive.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[al420]

Glenngary Glen Ross:

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you! Go home and play with your kids! You wanna work here, close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?

 

[Smurfy]

Young Frankenstein
Stripes
Anchorman
Caddyshack
Spaceballs
Office Space
Dodgeball ("If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!")

 

[KillahBee]

why is a mod making threads in the wrong forum yet other mods move similar threads made by members?

I am confused by the message EF is sending to us. okthxbye


also - Casino and Goodfellas, NO DOUBT

 

[digimon7068]

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

 

[Smurfy]

I never kid, and stop calling me Shirley.

Roger, roger. What's your vector, Victor?

 

[cmdubs]

why is a mod making threads in the wrong forum yet other mods move similar threads made by members?

I am confused by the message EF is sending to us. okthxbye


also - Casino and Goodfellas, NO DOUBT

listen to me, I got your head in a vice.
I'll squash your fuckin head like a grapefruit if you don't give me name
don't make me have to do this
don't make me a bad guy
this mother fucker
two days, two nights
fuck me?
you motherfucker!
fuck my mother?
is that what you're telling me?
you motherfucker you
Charlie M?
you make me pop your fucking eyeball out of your head to protect that piece of shit Charlie M?

BEST MOVIE EVER