What method do you use to meet/hook up with chicks in clubs and bars?

[ColdCut]

Everytime I go into a bar I walk out in utter disgust. Problem is I go into the places with the intention of having a good time and possibly meeting someone at the very least. I always start to pyche myself up before I go in and tell myself if I don't meet any chicks its not the end of the world. This method always fails ................the knowledge that this is just a bad night and reinforces why I detest the opposite sex so much . But problem is, it happens every fucking night. Any advice?

advice?? two words that have really helped me in the last 4 monhts:

David Deangelo

hint: www.doubleyourdating.com, (try downloading some audio tapes of his off of kazaa, winmx, or emule)

 

[GoFastMan]

lol, that's the worst way to do things unless you're better looking than 99% of the other men

I am so lazy I just wait for girls to look at me (or come up to me) but I guess im just lucky that im pretty as a mofo! LOL I find that Just having a good time and not paying attention works best, just pop your head out and look around for some eye contact every once in a while, if you make contact more then once you have a great chance of getting the number if you approach her and have any kind of talking skills. I admit oi use the coke thing a lot tho (works great with dancers) Coke, Great looks, Great clothes, ripped, = all the top quality pussy you can put up with brother.

 

[Razorguns]

Whatever women tell you in turns of what to do -- throw it out the window. I've been to dyke clubs. They're even more vulgar and worse at picking up each other then us guys.

Here's what always work in order of importance:

MONEY$! -- I have to see a rich guy complain he never gets chicks
ASSHOLE! -- Every guy who treats women like shit, cheats, has his women always stay with him and "loves" him and swears it's her, not him and rarely leave him.
ACT LIKE YOU DON'T CARE! -- Quickest way to get a chick to stay with you, is act like you're not interested, and she doesn't matter. Women HATE to feel unwanted. You'll have her wrapped around your finger in a heartbeat.

WORST WAY to guarantee you'll be stuck in the "friend" zone forever:

BE NICE
BE MR FUNNY GUY
ACT DESPERATE
GET FAT
GROW LONG HAIR
HANG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS JUST LIKE YOU

Being nice, and sweet is no challenge for a girl. She'll use you as the guy who'll buy her drinks all night. Her "brother". aww. The hotter the chick, the less chance the "nice" guy thing will get you even past first base.

The uglier the chick -- the more they like the nice, uglier, fatter, sweeter guy. Their standards are way lower remember.

Just go into a club and analyze the guys there with hot gfs. Watch them. It ain't fucking rocket science. You'll quickly figure it out why they got women and you don't. Trust me, these guys aren't poster boys for the toastmasters club.

 

[GoFastMan]

Whatever women tell you in turns of what to do -- throw it out the window. I've been to dyke clubs. They're even more vulgar and worse at picking up each other then us guys.

Here's what always work in order of importance:

MONEY$! -- I have to see a rich guy complain he never gets chicks
ASSHOLE! -- Every guy who treats women like shit, cheats, has his women always stay with him and "loves" him and swears it's her, not him and rarely leave him.
ACT LIKE YOU DON'T CARE! -- Quickest way to get a chick to stay with you, is act like you're not interested, and she doesn't matter. Women HATE to feel unwanted. You'll have her wrapped around your finger in a heartbeat.

WORST WAY to guarantee you'll be stuck in the "friend" zone forever:

BE NICE
BE MR FUNNY GUY
ACT DESPERATE
GET FAT
GROW LONG HAIR
HANG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS JUST LIKE YOU

Being nice, and sweet is no challenge for a girl. She'll use you as the guy who'll buy her drinks all night. Her "brother". aww. The hotter the chick, the less chance the "nice" guy thing will get you even past first base.

The uglier the chick -- the more they like the nice, uglier, fatter, sweeter guy. Their standards are way lower remember.

Just go into a club and analyze the guys there with hot gfs. Watch them. It ain't fucking rocket science. You'll quickly figure it out why they got women and you don't. Trust me, these guys aren't poster boys for the toastmasters club.

Haha, the ASSHOLE! thats me

 

[hardrock]

Just go into a club and analyze the guys there with hot gfs. Watch them. It ain't fucking rocket science. You'll quickly figure it out why they got women and you don't. Trust me, these guys aren't poster boys for the toastmasters club.

true for the most part, but I see lots of fat dudes with hot chicks. Most of em don't look like they're rolling in it either.

 

[GoFastMan]

true for the most part, but I see lots of fat dudes with hot chicks. Most of em don't look like they're rolling in it either.

Prob. because the hot chicks own those fat dudes and know they will never treat them bad... Lame asses.

 

[FitBlondeChick]

Ewww... no way I would date a fat guy, even if he has alot of money. If you are cute, dress nice, take care of yourself and can dance really good... and you have to be really sweet, you MIGHT get my number at a club.

 

[jonny jacked]

I say "hi"
they tell me to "fuck off"


...works like a charm.

 

[GoFastMan]

lol

 

[mdd]

advice?? two words that have really helped me in the last 4 monhts:

David Deangelo

hint: www.doubleyourdating.com, (try downloading some audio tapes of his off of kazaa, winmx, or emule)

lol i found the ebook on kazaa, if anyone wants it pm me