what is the strangest thing you have seen/done at work?

[hardrock]

After a long night of drinking I had to be to work at 8:30 am(sold cars). I got there on absolutely no sleep and still drunk. At the morning meeting people were asking me if I was ok and I just said I was sick. Afterwards in the service department I went up into the racks and made a nice little bed for myself out of shop rags. laid down and was out cold for around 4 hours. Got up, put my dress shirt(slept in T-shirt) and tie back on and went out like nothing happened. No one even noticed I was missing.

needless to say, I didn't sell a car that day.

When I was bouncing one night I was drinking all night on the job. got off at 1 am. By 1:15 I was puking my guts out drunk. Boss couldn't figure out how I got soo drunk soo fast.

When I used to deliver parts I would stop by my GF's for a quickie whenever I was near her house.

 

[Dakotah]

we made love at our new business everyday for the first two weeks it was open - i wore skirts and dresses with no panties and would surprise him
i would sit on him like that at the front desk with cars driving by and the door unlocked, i do have to say that it was a turn on thinking someone could walk in at any moment and see me straddling him in his chair. grrrrrrrrrr makes me frisky thinking about it and how much it turned him on as well.
i gave him head under the desk one day until he came - it is hard for him to cum like that because he gets so turned on that he just wants to lick me.

 

[fyxgel2]

When I was in high school I worked at a gas station. And, I banged 2 different chicks (at different times) in the cooler.

My friend work across the street at KMart. Everynight after work atleast one of us lined up some girls or a party or something.

Methods of picking up girls at a gas station. (flockgel are you listening?)

1. We had an intercom at the pumps. And, while girls were pumping their gas, I would give them a smooth flirty wave. Then, listen to the intercom for the reaction. Most of the time the girls would say what a jackass, etc. So, I would just be polite when they payed. But, occasionally they would say I was funny, crazy, etc. So, when they walked in I would be like "ladies what are we doing tonight?"

2. If a hot chic (or not so hot) was pumping gas. I would shut off the pump. She would start fumbling around for a few minutes. So, I would roll out there and ask the pretty lady what the problem was. Then, after acting like I knew what I was doing. I would signal the other guy working to turn the pump on.

3. The place also rented movies. So, I would hold back the new releases. And, when girls would ask for them I would build up a little rapport buy sliding them to them. Then, when they came back looking for another movie. I would say that it was at my house and I was going to watch it and tell them they could come over and watch it w/me. (It worked a few times.)

damn, I'm going to apply to get my old job back.

u sir are a genious.
I dont think I have heard of this many creative pickup techniques at one place, before. Maybe I could do something like this at my Computer Helpdesk job. Wait, crap, I dont want to get fired.

Maybe I should get a job at a gas station, lol

 

[fyxgel2]

after reading these posts, I feel like I havent lived.

Its a shame that the Christian lifestyle goes completely contradictory towards having a wild fun and crazy life. (that is unless you enjoy walking around in China with a Bible, and getting shot at)

 

[Turd Ferguson]

LOL....

When i was 17 I worked at a Huge electronics chain in the states. Great times.

When I quite I hated the place... but looking back... best time I ever had at work... for sure. I worked in a repairs so I had my own private room... one day a customer service rep came back and goes..."Let me show you something" pulls me into my little room, and pulls down her pants... and I am freaking out.. not sure how to react at 17... so anyway she shows me a tattoo that she got right above her pussy.

She then says "Touch it" so I do.. and from there... well hell.. it was *ON*. After that I got head, and screwed in every position with this girl every time our shifts over lapped... that was *NICE*. She wasn't all that great... but it was cool, and lots of fun.

Hmmm... lets see... Played galagher with a sledge on just about any piece of electronics you could imagine. We had to destroy units abandoned by customers (non working shit of course) so I slammed a bunch of TVs and everything else. Seemed fun at the time.

Also... I used to sneak cordless phones into the bathroom and get on the intercom and flush the toliet in the microphone. Then i would have to book ass outta there before a manager got ahold of me...

The fools didn't realize that you could access a the intercom from an outside line either... and I figured that out after I quit. I had fun with that for 2 weeks before the figured out WTF was going on...

Thats it I'm going to Jack off on your Chair when you leave tonight.

 

[jh1]

Thats it I'm going to Jack off on your Chair when you leave tonight.

Speaking of which...

Tell them your wierd story about work.... your encounter with that man in the bathroom...

G'head... tell em... that was some funny ass shit...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Speaking of which...

Tell them your wierd story about work.... your encounter with that man in the bathroom...

G'head... tell em... that was some funny ass shit...

That was strange. This guy walks in to the bathroom at the urinal next to me ( the urinals have walls as dividers ) he looks over at me while I got my junk haning out. He had to peer over the divider as its intent is to block lookie lou's. Anyway he takes a good long look and says " Ha ha ha mine is bigger than yours " and starts laughing like a crazy fucker. I didn't know what to say, so I put Lil Mike away and zipped up, and he says to me as I'm walking away, " I had to go there ". Thank God he dosen't work here.



Do you think he wanted it in his mouth?

 

[Razorguns]

played "shoe hockey" at st louis arena NHL hockey game, with 10,000 people in the stands waiting for the game to stop. No official even stopped me. I just got in the net and my buddy kept taking turns trying to score with his shoe. I blocked most shots.

too many to list. Way too many tackles from nfl football players smacking into me when i was on the sidelines. It fucking hurt!

 

[annabelletx]

when i worked at the one hospital i was dating on of the resident docs so everytime he had to work late and i was working i would take a break and we would slip away to an empty office or conference room and fuck like crazy. the one night a security officer almost caught us so i was in such a rush to get dressed again that i lost my panites. wonder what the nuns thought when they found those the next morning. ( i worked for a catholic hospital)


another time i had just had my nipples pierced and although i hadn't told anyone i work with. one of the nurses figured it out. when i got back up to the nurses station from a smoke break she yells out in front of everyone. . ."anna show us your titty rings." needless to say i had four nurses drag me into the medication room to show them.