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what is the strangest thing you have seen/done at work?

we always did fucked up shit when i was in the Marine Corps. 4 guys tried to stuff me into a stack of Hummer tires before. they couldn't get me in though, of course afterwards they said "we weren't really trying" but all declined a 2nd round. go figure. guess none of them wanted to get kicked again.

one guy passed out drunk as shit inside a vehicle one day. we opened the hatch above him and put a water hose in there aimed right at him. we cranked it on and he ended up with about 6 bruises and a lump on his head once the cold water started showering on him.


we spent about 15 minutes one afternoon chasing one guy down on the compound, finally jumping from the tops of the vehicles to catch him.

he was duct taped so tight it took him almost 20 minutes to get loose.


one of our guys was always getting his ass chewed out. i had a somewhat office job, and there was a fence (yeah a fence) between the 4 different areas with plywood here and there to somewhat separate them. i'd always sit in the back and watch through the makeshift wall while he was getting his ass chewed. he'd get yelled at 5 or 6 times to wipe the smirk off his face, and each time it'd just show even more. guy could take an ass chewing like no one i've ever seen before.
 
It was a slow night at the bar so i decided to have a little phone sex and masturbation party with this girl i met earlier in the evening. ;)
 
awittyusername said:
2. If a hot chic (or not so hot) was pumping gas. I would shut off the pump. She would start fumbling around for a few minutes. So, I would roll out there and ask the pretty lady what the problem was. Then, after acting like I knew what I was doing. I would signal the other guy working to turn the pump on.


Had I a son, I'd want him to be just like you! LOL

That is simply genius!!! ;)
 
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the manageress with a broom handle down a toilet trying to unwedge a log of poop I had just deposited down there that was stuck fast
 
I worked at a printing company once- it was me, the manager, and the guy that ran the printing press there late one night.
all of a sudden, the press guy, who was HUGE, starts screaming in spanish. We run back to the printing area, and he had cut his finger off. completely off.
it was laying on the floor.
the manager picked up the finger and i ran and got ice and he drove him like MAD to the hospital.
 
LOL....

When i was 17 I worked at a Huge electronics chain in the states. Great times.

When I quite I hated the place... but looking back... best time I ever had at work... for sure. I worked in a repairs so I had my own private room... one day a customer service rep came back and goes..."Let me show you something" pulls me into my little room, and pulls down her pants... and I am freaking out.. not sure how to react at 17... so anyway she shows me a tattoo that she got right above her pussy.

She then says "Touch it" so I do.. and from there... well hell.. it was *ON*. After that I got head, and screwed in every position with this girl every time our shifts over lapped... that was *NICE*. She wasn't all that great... but it was cool, and lots of fun.

Hmmm... lets see... Played galagher with a sledge on just about any piece of electronics you could imagine. We had to destroy units abandoned by customers (non working shit of course) so I slammed a bunch of TVs and everything else. Seemed fun at the time.

Also... I used to sneak cordless phones into the bathroom and get on the intercom and flush the toliet in the microphone. Then i would have to book ass outta there before a manager got ahold of me...

The fools didn't realize that you could access a the intercom from an outside line either... and I figured that out after I quit. I had fun with that for 2 weeks before the figured out WTF was going on...
 
Fucked a girl in the tanning booth at my old gym.. I was the weekend manager before I bought into the oplace so I made the best of closing it down on Sat night. We fucked on every machine in that gym..

think about that the next time your doing flyes.
 
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